Getting on a bit

Today, I realized that at 20 years old I already have noticeable wrinkles around my eyes. But to balance it out, my chronic acne keeps me looking youthful. FML

Spotted

Today, I discovered my first wrinkle at the same time as my millionth zit. FML

Today, I looked at my face to see if my new age-defying lotion was working. My skin does look younger, it's covered in pimples like a teenager's. FML

Today, I found myself admiring my eyelids for being the only parts of my face not covered in acne. FML

Picture this

Today, I've got so many pimples in my face, I could actually fill a bucket with my own pus. I'm 25. FML

Happy Birthday!

Today, I turned 37. My acne turned 24, my eating disorder 22, my chronic digestive issues 35 and my insomnia 16. My boobs, on the other hand, look like they just turned 60. FML

Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML

Too many to count

Today, I got a hand cramp from popping zits on my face. FML

Today, I'm now able to put my acne cream on my face without having to look in the mirror, because I've memorized the crater and trench-filled war zone that is my acne-riddled face. FML

Spotted

Today, the pimples on my face are finally clearing up. They seem to have migrated to my ass. FML