zappy
United States
Today, I decided to see if electric dog collars work on human necks. They do. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
fml
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Karma
Today, I let my dogs out, and then realized they didn't have their electric fence collars on. I ran inside to get the collars, then dashed out to put them on my dogs. I ran through the electric fence. The collars were on. FML
Anonymous
Bancroft, Canada
Are friends electric?
Today, my neighbor's dog came to visit and I tried to bring him back home like I usually do. Only this time, when I grabbed the dog's collar, they zapped him! And it zapped me! My teeth still hurt! FML
Anonymous
How shocking!
Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put his dog shock collar on me to wake me in lieu of my alarm. You know how those cartoon characters look when they're electrocuted? That's exactly how I woke up. FML
Anonymous
Olive Branch, United States
Today, I was talking to my brother about how careless people are. Minutes later, I shocked myself with my dog's shock-collar. FML
stupiddrunk
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Blackout
Today, I woke up after a night out drinking on my sofa, with an electric dog collar around my neck, and handcuffs on my wrists. The keys were on the other side of the invisible doggy fence. FML
Cait
Olds, Canada
Today, my friend figured out that if you poke my neck I scratch like a dog. She has yet to cease doing it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Itchy and Scratchy
Today, I put a collar on my dog to get rid of his fleas. Good news? He doesn't have fleas anymore. Bad news? They've moved onto the rest of my family. FML
Anonymous
Oklahoma City, United States
Ouch!
Today, I was leaning over a fence in a pasture to get a closer look at something. Nobody warned my nuts that it was an electric fence. FML
nipped
Australia
Bad boy
Today, I thought it would be fun to tease my dog by standing above her and hitting each of her paws repeatedly. My dog thought it would be fun to jump up and bite at my chest whilst I wasn't wearing a shirt. I just spent four hours in hospital getting my nipple sewn back on. FML
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HappyCatIsHappy 0
Of course they work on human necks. And YDI for using a shock-collar. That's ******* cruel, now you know what your dog feels lik
NorskVind 1
Wait, OP. You mean to tell me that humans are capable of sustaining a current of electricity?! MADNESS.
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Comments (220)
moose_mania 0
rotflol u r such a retard but i mean if u were doing so ppl wud laugh u made me like fall outa my chair
sephirothyeti 0
Yeah, because everyone knows that only dogs can be electrocuted. That's why we used to use electric chairs to execute people, because it doesn't work.
DameGreyWulf 1
Can I buy one for my kid?
glostik 0
What an idiot. :-
Witchcraft_fml 5
How electrifying. I'm shocked you would do such a thing. You're the kind of person that really lights up a room - so dumb, you'll try anything. Very few people have that kind of spark. Congratulations.
ReinaJay 13
Haha so like KELSO!
DoingItWrong 0
See? This is what happens when you give rednecks electricity.
LuluKazoo 0
I love you xD
VraelVhalen 0
WOW WHY WOULD YOU BUY A SHOCK COLLAR? that is so mean. When my dog (before we put him to sleep so the prostate cancer wouldnt give him a slow painful death) had a barking problem, we bought a collar that sprays a smell they dont like. They learn that when they bark, they smell this nasty smell (which doesn't bother humans) and they stop. They aren't harmed, they simply dislike the smell and stop barking.
JuuChan 3
They never said they had a dog. Besides, spraying a nasty smell in a dog's face is kinda mean too. Just call Cesar Millan. He knows what to do!
TheKitsune 0
Cesar Milan is a great example of what NOT to do with dogs. He is evil and gives dog trainers everywhere a bad name.
mansen 15
Ummm yeeeah, because citronella collars work on every dog. I tried those on my chihuahuas after trying suggestions from multiple trainers that ultimately failed. They barked, the collar sprayed, my dog sniffed it, I swear I saw him shrug, and continue barking. Didn't deter him one bit. I ended up buying shock collars for small dogs for both my little yappy bastards. My boyfriend and I both tested them out on ourselves first multiple times (fingers on electrodes, rubbing the sensor on rough surface). It doesn't actually hurt, it just startles you. Now when my dogs are barking out of control, I just put the collars on them and not a peep out of them at all. They know not to bark with them on, and if they do, they never yip or whine or do anything to indicate that it hurts, and trust me they are wimps, they would.
AutumnDaze 0
Unless you're gay or something and you're into all that, chain and whatnot, i don't know what to say. But if you're just retarded, YDI