Today, I decided to pay a surprise visit to my family after I got some work leave. I drove over and knocked on the door, and a young couple answered. Apparently, my entire family decided to move to Texas, and didn't bother to tell me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They'd moved without telling me. FML
Today, I paid a surprise visit to my parents, after having moved out for university last year. My room had been stripped bare and all the family photos featuring me were missing from the wall. When I asked why, my mom asked me in return why I was asking stupid questions. FML
Today, I flew my wife, myself and three kids to pay a surprise visit to my parents who were going to be alone for Christmas. When we arrived, we found out they decided to go on vacation. We have nowhere to go. FML
Today, my family threw me a surprise party for my 29th Birthday. My brother-in-law sent me a text telling me they were all waiting for me to arrive. Thinking it was at my sister's home, I drove two hours there. It was actually at my parents' house. I missed my party and they ate my cake. FML
Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML
Today, I overheard my parents planning on how to get me to move out of the house. It's my house. They only came to visit and forgot to leave. FML
Today, my family got mad at me and called me a "selfish" for not moving to the same state they’re in while I was visiting, so they could be closer to my kid. We were living in the same house as them until two years ago, in my current state, until they decided to move with only a month's notice for me to find a new place. FML
Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my long distance girlfriend by flying to her unannounced. When I arrived at her house, her family tells me that she herself boarded an unannounced flight to where I lived hours ago. Surprise. FML
Today, I bumped into my parents at the mall. They didn't tell me they were around. I live 5,000 miles away, in a different country from them. FML
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Top comments
AppleCoFreak 0
Dude if your family seriously did that then that is the worst family I ever heard of. You make sure you get them back for that.
missbreann 0
Maybe the new family will adopt you :p
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Comments (108)
birdfreak 24
you can go to hell I'm goin to Texas. -war quote.
IndigoFuckYou 9
Isn't it the same goddamn thing?
green_eggs_and_h 0
"You can all go to hell and I will go to Texas" - Davy Crocket
birdfreak 24
indigofuckyou: screw you. I was born and raised in TX greeneggs: thanks for the direct quote.
steven107 7
it sure does feel like hell, it's so damn hot.
IndigoFuckYou 9
birdfreak-so was I, dipshit. That's why I said it.
ChickenLegs937 6
Haha my parents always joke about moving when I'm away at college and not telling me where they are going. At least I thinking they are joking..
coltsrock37 15
another one bites the dust
YFDIOP 0
.. what?
coltsrock37 15
failed queen reference
LuukBaas 0
queen is awesome!
americiato 2
move somewhere else to get back at them! :D
BuhZinga 2
So whenever you would call to say, "Hi, I love you, what's new in your life?" it just never came up? ....or maybe you DIDN'T keep in touch? >.> just sayin'.
idongeyo 0
call them out!
humorizer 14
She doesn't know their phone number.
xXshadowrollerXx 6
54 - Your comment is either extremely funny or extremely fail, I can't tell..
humorizer 14
I'm honestly not sure which one I was going for.
TalkinSmack 6
I bet you've been taken out of the will as well
kupalizer69 1
Impossible. You just made this up.
moley_fml 3
on the bright side you didn't have to help them move:)
joshuaUNWRITTEN 0
Shit....i Have to call my Family