Today, I decided to pay a surprise visit to my family after I got some work leave. I drove over and knocked on the door, and a young couple answered. Apparently, my entire family decided to move to Texas, and didn't bother to tell me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They'd moved without telling me. FML
Today, I paid a surprise visit to my parents, after having moved out for university last year. My room had been stripped bare and all the family photos featuring me were missing from the wall. When I asked why, my mom asked me in return why I was asking stupid questions. FML
Today, I flew my wife, myself and three kids to pay a surprise visit to my parents who were going to be alone for Christmas. When we arrived, we found out they decided to go on vacation. We have nowhere to go. FML
Today, my family threw me a surprise party for my 29th Birthday. My brother-in-law sent me a text telling me they were all waiting for me to arrive. Thinking it was at my sister's home, I drove two hours there. It was actually at my parents' house. I missed my party and they ate my cake. FML
Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML
Today, I overheard my parents planning on how to get me to move out of the house. It's my house. They only came to visit and forgot to leave. FML
Today, my family got mad at me and called me a "selfish" for not moving to the same state they’re in while I was visiting, so they could be closer to my kid. We were living in the same house as them until two years ago, in my current state, until they decided to move with only a month's notice for me to find a new place. FML
Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my long distance girlfriend by flying to her unannounced. When I arrived at her house, her family tells me that she herself boarded an unannounced flight to where I lived hours ago. Surprise. FML
Today, I bumped into my parents at the mall. They didn't tell me they were around. I live 5,000 miles away, in a different country from them. FML
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Top comments
AppleCoFreak 0
Dude if your family seriously did that then that is the worst family I ever heard of. You make sure you get them back for that.
missbreann 0
Maybe the new family will adopt you :p
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Comments (108)
ohlalala_fml 0
maybe because they found out you write FMLs about them hahahha :p
walkern1891 0
either your family are all a** holes or you sir are a duechbag!
Calyx_fml 22
They aren't your family any more.
The_Great_Zucchi 15
If I were moving to Texas I wouldn't tell anyone either...
vbmg152 19
So, how long since you talked to your family? They didn't sell their house, pack up and move to Texas overnight! I say YDI for not keeping in touch! Maybe they thought you didn't care!
Patty22 0
Texas, no place like home
utvols11 0
your parents dont love you.
iPhone216 7
Just do the same thing if they ever need your help :]
SierraBunni 8
Since I live in TX I would kick their ass but I dont know them...yea...
44magnum3333 2
What the **** is wrong with them? **** those people, you should stop talking to them