Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML
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Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML
Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. I was on their bed having sex with their daughter. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my overprotective father. My boyfriend started out with, "Sir, it is an honor to be your daughter's sexual partner." FML
Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
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Top comments
ImmaB3AST 7
You deserve that shit. ******* dumbass
McAninch35 9
Go dad.
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Comments (732)
charlotte100 2
Not only are u a jerk but also a dumb one. Ugh.
Enigmax2514 7
You ******* two timing jerk you had the balls to cheat on your girlfriend but became such a pussy that u can't make it up to ur dad nor girlfriend but slink back onto fml to whine about something I bet you feel no remorse for why I otta... Nevermind,,, karma will get you, and your pretty ball-less dick too
Enigmax2514 7
Hey son of a bitch Shameless pussy leech Where the ****'s your pussy, fool? Oh I had aplenty Realised I can't Handle too many Then I ended up being one too
imnonesbitch 4
* dumped
a_nutritionist 10
i was ignoring the lack of punctuation, but "I bet you feel no remorse for why I otta"...really? come on. could you at least know the words youre trying to say? its one iota, and it makes no sense in the way youve worded it.
alsgirl 24
'I oughta', maybe?
Alyta 0
Deserved it!
innerbeast86 3
I'm going to give him the credit no one else will maybe they hadent been dating yet a few days ago could of been a month ago. I know everyone else is probably right thougj
5t3ff1k4h 47
If you know everyone else is right, why are you playing the devil's advocate? You're just going to look like an ass.
Yodaevil 4
I agree with 29, need more info before I rip into someone. Remember look before you leap? I see alot of posters here that more than likely make an ass out themselves due to overreacting. A simple fyl is acceptable here.
ohmandapants 17
So you are saying that he just started dating this girl a few days ago, after having sex with another girl, and he already introduced this girl to his parents? That makes no sense. So it's pretty safe to jump to conclusions. And it wouldn't be an FML if he wasn't cheating on her, because then he could just turn around and say they weren't together at the time right? Common sense.
1twilight 0
haha. you deserved it. your a ****.
puppyXluvz123 9
so don't cheat... asshole!
Meemin 5
You deserved it. Cheating is wrong.
xrainbowshadowx 17
F her life, for finding out that you cheated on her through your dad. I hope she dumped you asshole. You don't deserve her but you deserve this.
KK3137 31
Guys, maybe he JUST started dating his girlfriend and that's why he wanted to introduce her to him... Otherwise yeah, totally YDI...
ohmandapants 17
So he just started dating her a couple of days ago, after having sex with someone else and he already introduced her to his family? I don't think so. OP is most likely a lying, cheating asshole.
proxxX069069 7
Yeah he's a douchebag
a_nutritionist 10
@37 it wouldnt be an fml if they werent together a few days ago...
canadiata555 0
Maybe, just maybe. He likes to introduce his girlfriends to his family right away. Some people do that. And just cuz he had sex a couple days ago. Doesent mean it couldent end badly and him get a new girlfriend. Just sayin
ohmandapants 17
So wouldn't that mean his parents knew the other girl then? And usually, before you call someone a boyfriend or girlfriend, you go on dates and you get to know them. Usually takes more than a couple of days. Your "logic" is flawed. Just sayin'
namibian 13
Well... I met my boyfriends parents the day after we started dating... So it isn't that bad.
Matias_Says_FML 4
If you're going to pull something like that, at least do it correctly and sly, you imbecile.
ohmandapants 17
Or how about NOT cheating on his girlfriend? You pig.
Matias_Says_FML 4
Why are you implying that I don't think this is wrong? You single-minded idiot. Not all men think the same.
Matias_Says_FML 4
I wasn't giving him any sympathy at ALL.
ohmandapants 17
Um you told him to be sly and to do it correctly. So to me, you clearly think it's ok to cheat as long as you do it properly.
Matias_Says_FML 4
That's why you don't presume or ******* post things that aren't true.
ohmandapants 17
How is it not true? YOU ******* SAID to be sly and to do it correctly you ******* moron.
Matias_Says_FML 4
It doesn't infer that I concur of cheating, no matter what you think, you ******* bitch.