Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML
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Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML
Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. I was on their bed having sex with their daughter. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my overprotective father. My boyfriend started out with, "Sir, it is an honor to be your daughter's sexual partner." FML
Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
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Top comments
ImmaB3AST 7
You deserve that shit. ******* dumbass
McAninch35 9
Go dad.
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Comments (732)
bananas11 0
You ******* idiot. it's guys like you that give us decent guys who wouldn't do that shit a bad name. **** you.
bananas11 0
P.S. I like bananas
OneGirlsLife 20
It's people like you that make it hard to date u f***ing a** hole! Sex is ment for the one person you love not a f***ing game!
Jesus_Christ69 0
Ok if you're going to swear just swear. We know what you're saying so it's just as bad but really annoying. Or just don't swear at all. But I agree with your comment.
5t3ff1k4h 47
105 - The site's name has a curse word in it. ****, we all swear on here. Don't be so afraid to swear; it's not like mommy's going to see what you wrote!
twilightdogstar 1
Were you actually expecting people to think it's your *dad* who's the arsehole in this scenario? If you can't stay faithful that's fine, just don't try to be in a monogamous relationship with anyone because you'll just hurt the poor girl who's being faithful to you.
yourfavouritelos 0
Asshole.
JennaMarie420 2
Cheaters never win
lifelessons22222 0
You stupid ******* scumbag
misssmisax 1
You. Are. A. Piece. Of. Shit.
leonz93 3
you ******* loser, you're such a stupid asshole. How dare you post this on fml thinking you'll get some sympathy? **** off
letsgoracing 8
You deserve it for being an ass clown
heyitsdiamond 5
ydi you shouldn't cheat