Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML
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Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML
Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. I was on their bed having sex with their daughter. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my overprotective father. My boyfriend started out with, "Sir, it is an honor to be your daughter's sexual partner." FML
Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
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Top comments
ImmaB3AST 7
You deserve that shit. ******* dumbass
McAninch35 9
Go dad.
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Comments (732)
Snickahs 0
Seems like dad forgot to pass on manners.
numberswoman 14
No, I think you introduced them to your EX girlfriend!
that_is_Nathy 9
You got caught cheating on your girlfriend and have the guts to whine about it? Wow...surprised you even managed to get a girlfriend. Anyway...you totally deserve it
ashleyblanchette 2
Asshole! She wouldnt give it up so you ****** some smut. I hope she dumped your stupid ass.
Hollywoodgirl79 18
You totally deserve it. I hope she kicked you in the balls. If I was her, I would castrate you and make you eat your own balls.
KasCiaYr 0
Much hate inside?
a_nutritionist 10
@46 that would make you a psychotic bitch, far worse than any cheater.
good41thing198 7
You're a ******* psycho.
leadman1989 16
I think I'm a contrarian I know it's wrong to cheat but, with everyone ganging up on op and some being hypocritical no doubt I find I want to sympathize. Cheaters never win.
Alaskarocks 0
YDI. Asshole.
meggy2010 5
You mean ex-girlfriend right? Because I'm hoping she dumped your cheating ass. Oh and be a man and don't blame your dad for that, you shouldn't be such a pig.
moros1388 4
yfdi
imnonesbitch 4
You totally deserved it, douchebag. I hope your girlfriend your cheating ass. God, how can you even say FML?