Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML
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Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML
Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. I was on their bed having sex with their daughter. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my overprotective father. My boyfriend started out with, "Sir, it is an honor to be your daughter's sexual partner." FML
Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
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Top comments
ImmaB3AST 7
You deserve that shit. ******* dumbass
McAninch35 9
Go dad.
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Comments (732)
garfield224 0
Ydi
RaineLee 5
I agree with you.
NabbdjuretPerry 0
YDI with big letters
hopelessxdesign 5
Then don't cheat on your girlfriend, problem solved.
jellenwood 35
Wow, you sure get around. You were with another girl just days ago and now you already have a girlfriend? This is why women sometimes don't trust men. Sex for a man is just sex and that is so sad.
Jarvo_666 6
Generalisation much?
hawaiianfire 0
And women don't cheat?
ifailplzinsultme 0
Yeah that is a little generalizing. For some people, including myself, sex is only for people you love. People like OP give guys a bad rep.
Summera 2
You sound like a feminist bitch.
KasCiaYr 0
Don't need to be sad. Being lesbien is not that bad these days.
johnrook_fml 4
That isn't true at all, for a lot of guys sex isn't just sex. And girls cheat on men just as much as guys cheat on girls.
guitarplayer546 0
I think the real problem is women always going out with dumb pricks and us nice guys are supposed to pick up the pieces.
RaineLee 5
Cheaters like you deserve it. I hope she dumps your ass.
ImmaB3AST 7
15- Why the **** would this be an FML if that was the case?
ImmaB3AST 7
My comment went to the wrong post.. so it sounded like I was a dick.... Great...
hurrican_fml 0
Woldnt you?
coveryourmouth 0
why would you want her to your parents when you treat her like s*** going behind her back and have sex with another girl.....keep you dick in your pants cuz you dont deserve her!!!! you deserve everything she f***** did to you. also hope she left your dumbass
hawaiianfire 0
Are you speaking English?
Pebbles89 9
hey, at least they went by their display name haha
a_nutritionist 10
cheating doesnt give some full rights to do whatever they want to the cheater. he deserves to be verbally abused, dumped and ridiculed. thats about it.
Why_me499 21
#376 if I were his gf I would have at least slapped him
TheresNoEffingwa 7
Ydi. But not for cheating, you just shoulda been more careful. ******* with your parents around almost never ends well.
RaineLee 5
You're probably just another douchebag.
jjones07 4
haha I like that
docscientist 10
18 is just a child, what does he know.
wtfmylifedude 8
You got what you deserved. It's your girlfriend I feel sorry for.
mariah_2014 0
same. poor girl
5t3ff1k4h 47
Good. Karma always comes back to bite you in the ass.
FarSide 23
Well if it does, OP's children are going to really be ****** up.
lolman222 0
That's what you get for cheating.
RaquelRox2299 0
YDI big time!! u shouldve thanked ur dad, that way u wouldn't have to tell her ur cheating on her in person!! but ur still an ass for cheating...