Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML
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Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML
Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. I was on their bed having sex with their daughter. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my overprotective father. My boyfriend started out with, "Sir, it is an honor to be your daughter's sexual partner." FML
Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. They thought it would be funny to pretend that they're nudists. FML
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
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Top comments
ImmaB3AST 7
You deserve that shit. ******* dumbass
McAninch35 9
Go dad.
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Comments (732)
ADoG07 11
You dumb asshole you fuking deserve it
peacelovepink26 0
well it was your fault you were with another girl in the first place....now im sayin thanks dad! :)
kitykat123 2
thats a bitch move ur a dick for cheating **** you
caresquared 0
Asshole!!!
PsychicToaster 0
Most of you morons didn't bother to think that perhaps the OP wasn't dating his girlfriend at the time. Quit acting like a bunch of perfect individuals.
kiakia0131 23
The "thanks Dad" makes it seem like he was cheating. And besides, the girlfriend might think she's nothing but a rebound if he only had sex with someone else a few days ago. And why are you calling us "perfect?" Are you saying it's ok to cheat?
rofflewaffle 9
Yeah, I know I always introduce my boyfriend to my parents ASAP, don't you? Like, first date amirite? Don't try to stick up for OP. He cheated. End of story.
Llamallamallamad 7
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his parents. His dad apologized for walking in on us having sex, which would have been alright if we actually had sex yet. FML.
Llamallamallamad 7
Actually, I should have said "which would have been okay if I actually had sex with him a few days ago. FML"
anga11x 1
I am sorry, what a jerk!!
btbamfan75 0
look at all these little girls calling the OP jerk and asshole. you all can be just as guilty. dont say you wouldnt or never have, ******* harlots...
Llamallamallamad 7
That doesn't make OP any less of a jerk, just sayin'
THE_A_TEEN 28
#94 You are generalizing all of us of being cheaters you dick. Besides we are insulting the op because he had sex with another chick while being in a relationship with another person. Asshole. BTW i'm 16, only had 2 relationships in my life, one during the ninth grade, one during my junior year which lasted until last week. And i'm still a virgin. You are some **** **** thinking we would all cheat on our respectable girl/boyfriends, please get your dick removes or your vag sewed up.
supergirl405 2
wow. what a dumbass.. ydi bigtime!! i hope she dumpes you! ******* cheater..
ArielTheMermaid 17
No.....no sympathy. YDI for cheating. I hope she dumped you, and I hope you never get another girlfriend. Stupid cheaters.
Joey44 15
Do you have some sort of thing for getting people on the internet to insult you? That's the only reason I can think that you would post this... I mean, seriously, did you even think for a SECOND anyone would sympathise with you?