Today, I decided to finally try out the veggie slicer I bought a few months ago to make healthy homemade potato chips. Along with the sliced potatoes, I am now missing about a quarter inch chunk of skin from the side of my hand and quite a bit of blood. At least the chips were good. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was making sweet potato chips using my new slicer. I didn't mean to make a pinky finger chip as well. FML
Today, I was cutting potatoes. I was cutting them slowly, being careful, but my mom told me to cut faster, that I wouldn't cut myself. I cut myself. FML
Today, I was making myself lunch. I love cooking, and often, I pretend I'm on the Food Network. I started to slice some tomatoes rapidly, which, turns out, was a big mistake; I sliced my thumb open. FML
Today, I was telling my younger brother and sister how important it is to know how to use a knife properly, all while slicing potatoes. Just as I was saying how stupid people can be with knives, the potato slipped on the counter. I sliced open my hand while talking about knife safety. FML
Today, I was cooking dinner for my children, managing for once not to screw up and hurt myself. Then, while chopping vegetables, I accidentally sliced my finger open. The same finger that was still covered in juice from a lemon I'd just squeezed. FML
Today, I tried to open a can with a potato peeler. For a minute I forgot what a can opener looked like. FML
Today, while working at a fine-dining restaurant, I was dicing veggies. I was paying such close attention to make sure the veggies were all the same size, that I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML
Today, I was working in a deli when I cut more meat than I intended; I basically removed my fingerprint via the deli slicer. FML
Today, while demonstrating our new meat slicer at work, and after sharpening the blade at the end of the demonstration, I noticed some metal powder. I grabbed a rag to wipe it off, not realizing the blade was still in the “open” position. I now have six stitches and a really painful finger. FML
Today, I was sent to the hospital for being knocked out with a potato. FML
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mnblkjpoi 0
Well at least you got some chips
DocBastard 40
I understand you're trying to lose weight, but lopping off a bit of your hand is NOT part of the DocBastard Healthy Weight Loss Plan.
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Comments (132)
drummerjonny 0
Yummy. Could be lays new flavor. Bloody barbecue. =)
lalita4 0
Salty blood????
1R1X0X0 10
Did you try them with this special bloody taste?
RedPillSucks 33
So you answered the age old question If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
ngarcia333 0
Yeah chips are healthy not like those carrots or other veggies.
franwins0827 7
Use the guard!!!
TopoX84 7
Ohhh bloody chips mate
LouisianaBob 9
Did they taste salty with a hint of iron?
structuredchaoz 4
Ouch. I guess that's better than a fingertip.
ScrewedUpMess 15
I did that!!! Cut a chunk out of my thumb using a vegetable peeler (whilst baking cookies...long story :D)...so I know how much that hurts!!!!