Today, I decided to finally try out the veggie slicer I bought a few months ago to make healthy homemade potato chips. Along with the sliced potatoes, I am now missing about a quarter inch chunk of skin from the side of my hand and quite a bit of blood. At least the chips were good. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was making sweet potato chips using my new slicer. I didn't mean to make a pinky finger chip as well. FML
Today, I was cutting potatoes. I was cutting them slowly, being careful, but my mom told me to cut faster, that I wouldn't cut myself. I cut myself. FML
Today, I was making myself lunch. I love cooking, and often, I pretend I'm on the Food Network. I started to slice some tomatoes rapidly, which, turns out, was a big mistake; I sliced my thumb open. FML
Today, I was telling my younger brother and sister how important it is to know how to use a knife properly, all while slicing potatoes. Just as I was saying how stupid people can be with knives, the potato slipped on the counter. I sliced open my hand while talking about knife safety. FML
Today, I was cooking dinner for my children, managing for once not to screw up and hurt myself. Then, while chopping vegetables, I accidentally sliced my finger open. The same finger that was still covered in juice from a lemon I'd just squeezed. FML
Today, I tried to open a can with a potato peeler. For a minute I forgot what a can opener looked like. FML
Today, while working at a fine-dining restaurant, I was dicing veggies. I was paying such close attention to make sure the veggies were all the same size, that I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML
Today, I was working in a deli when I cut more meat than I intended; I basically removed my fingerprint via the deli slicer. FML
Today, while demonstrating our new meat slicer at work, and after sharpening the blade at the end of the demonstration, I noticed some metal powder. I grabbed a rag to wipe it off, not realizing the blade was still in the “open” position. I now have six stitches and a really painful finger. FML
Today, I was sent to the hospital for being knocked out with a potato. FML
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mnblkjpoi 0
Well at least you got some chips
DocBastard 40
I understand you're trying to lose weight, but lopping off a bit of your hand is NOT part of the DocBastard Healthy Weight Loss Plan.
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Comments (132)
SockMonkey333 0
Mmm nothing like homemade blood flavored chips delicious!
loserman67 36
"UUUMMMMM, these chips are yummy dear, what seasoning did you use?" "Hemoglobin." "What?" "Look, it's a secret, just eat."
kikiwi_fml 9
That's what you get for using 'potato chips' and 'healthy' in the same sentence.
cupcakes87 1
Finger lickin' good.
ddeathbombb 5
Lol do you read the warnings
BunBunBabe 8
I find it awesome you still cooked the chips after getting that cut, some people would be so pissed/in pain they would say **** it
Strafeh 9
Yah!!
lionpann 3
pool man,the skin is crying which be sliced
tek9tim 3
Somebody needs to do a public service announcement on mandolins. This is the second fml in a week involving one. Eeeeek.
neverdrinkSODA 12
no such thing as healthy chips!