PyroSam
London, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend sent Christmas Carollers to my house to tell me he was breaking up with me. FML
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PyroSam 21
Here's the full story (just saying this is my first FML that has been published. Yay!). First off, we'd had a fight and he'd stormed out of the house. I believe he went out with his friends and got drunk out of his mind, which is probably where the midnight Christmas breakup idea came from. The carollers were surprisingly supportive, and I didn't even have to tip them. The next morning I received a grovelling voice message, which I subsequently ignored. I think I'm done with that relationship now, but hats off to his originality.
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paigexox0 37
He gets points for creativity.
thevelociraptor 31
Ouch, I'm sorry Op. That's really heartless. In my opinion, if he didn't even have the balls to tell you in person he wasn't 'the one' anyways.
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thevelociraptor 31
Ouch, I'm sorry Op. That's really heartless. In my opinion, if he didn't even have the balls to tell you in person he wasn't 'the one' anyways.
Miss_Chevious 37
have to admit he was heartlessly.... creative
Soundslikeothers 15
Haha, if he did have the balls to break up with her in person would you consider him "The One" "Awe he broke up with her in person, he's a keeper"
thevelociraptor 31
I meant Op shouldn't feel too bad about it because he broke up with her/him through carollers. He shouldn't be worth the grief.
SkyGuy32 17
What are you talking about, that's the best way to break up.
ThePols 11
#20 Hahaha "He broke up with me in person! I think he's the one!" *girls in the background screaming with joy* "Omg!"
incoherentrmblr 22
So, I'm wondering if they did "The 12 reasons I am breaking up with you..."
shessohighh 10
I'm wondering if they put a spin on a classic Christmas song or if he wrote his own song for it and just had them sing it.
paigexox0 37
He gets points for creativity.
slick5880 22
How festive!
Sandman366 6
Definitely. It's all he gets points for, but it certainly is a new way. And impressive that he convinced them to do that....
kimco26 12
I know it's wrong. but I just laughed my ass off! !
Dave_Davington 34
Just when you thought Christmas carols couldn't be any more obnoxious...
theMrslife 7
At least he put effort into it.....
sarah5745 41
Did he really? The least he could have done is break up to her face and not behind some Christmas Carollers
cheeeksss 29
It was... Creative. I'd give him that. But in terms of the relationship and in terms of OP, there was NO effort. It is way harder to gather the courage to break up with someone face to face. Console them as they cry, and answer the endless questions they probably have. OP, you'll be fine. Spend the holidays with friends and family c:
604 11
Now you can celebrate Festivus! The Holiday for the rest of us.
Louie2013 12
Get ready for the airing of grievances
lexiieeex3 32
What a dick...
iireenee 23
I'm so sorry for you. Boys should be manly enough to do it themselves. You deserve better!
sweetbliss3 37
if he can't break up with someone himself in real life, he probably doesn't need to be in a relationship.
may14th 26
that's a whole new level of ****** up