Today, I decided to ask my girlfriend of 3 years to marry me. I made brownies with walnuts and put an engagement ring into the brownie I gave her. Not only did she choke on the ring, but on the way to the emergency room, I find out she is highly allergic to walnuts. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years. I took the whole day to cook a nice meal, and stuck the ring in a cookie that I was going to give to her. In the middle of the dinner I was holding the cookie under the table, about to give it to her. My dog ate it. FML
Today, I wanted to propose to my girlfriend, so I bought M&M's which I had customized with the words "Will you marry me?" on them. She ate them all without reading them. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a fancy chocolate candy and I got angry at him for forgetting that I'm allergic to chocolate and threw the candy into the garbage disposal. Turns out, he had spent a ton of money getting a chocolatier to put an engagement ring inside the candy that I just destroyed. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it, she picked it up, put it down, and said "No". Then she started to eat her dessert. FML
Today, I forgot my boyfriend was allergic to nuts and ate Nutella toast before he arrived. He had just brought me flowers for doing well in an exam and I kissed him. He had a reaction and I had to stab him in the leg. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, it was my 17th birthday. I didn't want my family to spend money on a cake, so my dad made this delicious apple ring. At least, it was great until my mouth began to itch and my throat closed. I have been allergic to nuts since birth, and my dad put walnuts in my birthday cake. FML
Today, my fiancée and I were selecting our wedding cake. The wedding is now off since I refused to buy her the "dream" wedding cake she wanted because it was chocolate. She called me childish and cheap. I'm highly allergic to chocolate. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend a box of chocolates as a present. A few hours later, he texted me saying that the box of chocolates contained nuts. He's allergic to nuts and his mother now thinks I'm trying to kill him. FML
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Top comments
Zandra 0
Together 3 years and you didn't know she was allergic to walnuts?
llSgtScopell 0
If she says "Yes" after all that she must REALLY love you. Hahaha
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Comments (242)
you_not_me_OWNED 0
if she says yes, this will be a story that the 2 of you will remember for the rest of your lives, and one day you'll be looking back on it and laughing.
mystiktrueno 0
never put a ring in food!
serious1y 0
...and that's why you NEVER put the ring inside of food or in a glass of wine. and you never figured out her allergies after 3 years?
Spiffy 0
After 3 years shouldn't you know that she's allergic to walnuts?
killersfan 0
a) awful way to propose. b) how do you not know she's allergic to nuts???????????????????????!!!!!!!
meaganwas 0
One for the grandkids.
lolyouareanidiot 0
Only an idiot puts a ring inside a baked good. That is reason enough for her not to marry you. Even if she were not allergic, what would have happened if she cracked a tooth or the ring? The stupidity of people amazes me sometimes.
fantome_fml 0
A note for next time, guys may think that baking engagement rings into food is romantic...girls don't. Next time be straight forward, and pay attention when she's talking to you because "I'm allergic to walnuts" is usually second date conversation material.
dan81892 2
that sucks, but i think you probably should have known about the walnuts if you've been with her for over three years.
philopastry 0
awww. she might laugh it off?