Today, I decided to ask my girlfriend of 3 years to marry me. I made brownies with walnuts and put an engagement ring into the brownie I gave her. Not only did she choke on the ring, but on the way to the emergency room, I find out she is highly allergic to walnuts. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years. I took the whole day to cook a nice meal, and stuck the ring in a cookie that I was going to give to her. In the middle of the dinner I was holding the cookie under the table, about to give it to her. My dog ate it. FML
Today, I wanted to propose to my girlfriend, so I bought M&M's which I had customized with the words "Will you marry me?" on them. She ate them all without reading them. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a fancy chocolate candy and I got angry at him for forgetting that I'm allergic to chocolate and threw the candy into the garbage disposal. Turns out, he had spent a ton of money getting a chocolatier to put an engagement ring inside the candy that I just destroyed. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it, she picked it up, put it down, and said "No". Then she started to eat her dessert. FML
Today, I forgot my boyfriend was allergic to nuts and ate Nutella toast before he arrived. He had just brought me flowers for doing well in an exam and I kissed him. He had a reaction and I had to stab him in the leg. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML
Today, it was my 17th birthday. I didn't want my family to spend money on a cake, so my dad made this delicious apple ring. At least, it was great until my mouth began to itch and my throat closed. I have been allergic to nuts since birth, and my dad put walnuts in my birthday cake. FML
Today, my fiancée and I were selecting our wedding cake. The wedding is now off since I refused to buy her the "dream" wedding cake she wanted because it was chocolate. She called me childish and cheap. I'm highly allergic to chocolate. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend a box of chocolates as a present. A few hours later, he texted me saying that the box of chocolates contained nuts. He's allergic to nuts and his mother now thinks I'm trying to kill him. FML
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Zandra 0
Together 3 years and you didn't know she was allergic to walnuts?
llSgtScopell 0
If she says "Yes" after all that she must REALLY love you. Hahaha
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Comments (242)
jbabe 0
duuude. thats always a risk. u shoulda know the walnut thing tho. always good to know.
Boo25 0
wow. You have been with her for 3 years and yet you never knew she was allergic to walnuts. Ring in food is romantic..I guess she choke on the ring because of her allergy reaction acting up.
stinebean 0
#63 is so right! What would have actually happened if she didnt choke and wasn't allergic to the nuts? Like would she spit out a diamond ring and then you would get down on one knee? hahah when you think about it it would be ridiculous.. and I'm sure every woman wants to hear "by the way sweetie you have chocolate in your teeth" during the proposal.
chickenxtoes 0
did she say yes? if she said yes after THAT shes definitely a keeper :D
AL3X_M 0
Bad mistake dude. You're not marrying the Brownies, you're marrying her!
peidit 0
it was romantic. not his fault the girl swallows brownies whole. but u should have known about walnuts
hsmiles 0
I call bullshit on this one. If she was allergic to walnuts, she definitely wouldn't have eaten the brownies without double-checking. MOST people put brownies in walnuts - that's a red flag food for her. Unless ... unless she TOLD you she was allergic, you forgot, and she assumed you had given her PLAIN brownies. In which case you're a douche.
Pitaace 0
omg #10 that is absolutely hilarious
Floridaguy81 0
Not only should you know food allergies after 3 years but damn...putting the ring in food? Serioiusly, you know something bad is gonna happen.
littlefishyjes 0
aww how romantic!