Today, I decided I need to get a life. I reached this epiphany when I failed to take notice of my friend calling me, until he started calling out my Xbox gamertag. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while pensively thinking up my next awesome Facebook status over dinner, I finally came to the conclusion that I need to get a life. FML
Today, after a 16-hour work day, I came home to my husband. I talked to him for about 10 minutes, then realized that he wasn't answering me but had his headset on and was talking on Xbox live. Not even playing a game, just talking. FML
Today, and for the last few weeks, I'd let the nagging feeling that my boyfriend was up to something go. It's also the day I found his messages to other girls on Xbox Live of all things. On a profile that we both share. FML
Today, I realized that I lie to my friends online and go "offline" for hours at a time so it appears that I have a life outside of the internet. FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has way more friends than I do. How did I realize this? She called me to tell me she was at the beach with her friends, and how much fun she was having. I was playing WoW in my room, and my friends don't answer my texts. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me if she looked fat in her new pair of jeans. Knowing I was probably about two seconds away from all hell breaking loose, I instinctively tried to save my game, before remembering I wasn't playing a video game. I really need to get a life. FML
Today, my friends came over to my house to eat my food and make fun of me as they played on my Xbox. FML
Today, I spent an hour deleting 70 of my status posts from the past week so I don't look so addicted to Facebook. Damn, I need a life. FML
Today, I realized that I have been playing a little too much Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. I realized this when I was watching a youtube video and there was someone walking in the background who I impulsively tried to gun down and kill by moving my mouse over him and clicking repeatedly. FML
Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML
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BuffaloSabres134 8
Definitely not a good way to show people you have a life.
buck33 14
"Jerry! Hey, Jerry! Hey! JERRY. Kumbuck3t15!" "What?"
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Comments (139)
Leslier_fml 4
Come on live a little
MR_TWEENKS_805 1
Hey your a gamer, you have MANY lives!!!
CheeseTron 15
xXYouDeSeRveDiTXx
Inediblepeaches 15
People on the Internet call me Peaches because My username for everything is Inediblepeaches (See, look at my username!), so after being on the Internet and being called Peaches all day, its hard to get used to my real name again
worldclassrager 41
well after getting through college working is your life until after five or so...maybe in the job field you could work for Game Informer®.. .
steve90z 1
I can fit my entire fist up my ass
Shaneisabeast 0
OP I got the same problem, but it aint a problem cause my xbox live gamer tag id my first and middle name so HAHA
MilkMaid75 2
You should get your user name as a ringtone!!!! Or a life!
thebassplayer88 2
Same thing happend to my teacher when i called his name
iveanne 0
At least you have a friend and that's a start.