tylerlove361
United States
Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Chicketi
Canada
Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML
breza
Slovenia
Let it bleed
Today, while trying to put something into the almost full waste bin, I cut myself with a razor blade that my son had thrown in there. It was surprisingly sharp, and my finger started pissing blood. FML
Anonymous
Put it away
Today, I managed to cut myself twice with a Swiss army knife. Stabbed in one hand and sliced a finger on the other. Good to know it's super sharp. FML
mary
Australia
Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML
Anonymous
El Paso, United States
Today, I was cutting potatoes. I was cutting them slowly, being careful, but my mom told me to cut faster, that I wouldn't cut myself. I cut myself. FML
irony
United States
Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML
Thorin
United Kingdom
Today, I cut myself deeply with an expensive razor that advertised it's impossible to cut yourself with. Twice. Guess I always was an overachiever. FML
mr_flarpin
Stoneham, United States
Today, I got stumped by a childproof door. Twice. FML
thwack
United States
Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML
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San Francisco, United States
Home improvement
Today, I found my 6 year-old daughter upstairs, lying on the floor with scissors. She was giving, "the carpet a haircut." FML
Top comments
alwaysalady 0
I watched my brother stick a butter knife through his hand once. THROUGH IT! Just because something is dull doesn't mean it can't cause damage.
loschepp 0
I cut myself with a plastic spoon once. :p
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Comments (68)
Amandaisdreaming 7
FAIL.
Ariane89 0
Huh, your truly special.
TurtleSmile 14
You're *
jg10_fml 0
ha.ha Lol
fear_is_here 0
Are you really that stupid?
happygoluckyhh 0
Oh no the sky is falling down.
yaktazuki 0
How is that possible
JJ_TheJetPlane 0
Plastic is actually really sharp... *has also cut myself with plastic child proof scissors*
skxdarksword 0
i cut my self on a really hard piece of cheese
FHD 0
lol the closest I can get to that is how today I accedentally stabbed my finger with a staple well that was easy
Chellsss 0
ahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha. funny shit!