tylerlove361
United States
Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Chicketi
Canada
Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML
breza
Slovenia
Let it bleed
Today, while trying to put something into the almost full waste bin, I cut myself with a razor blade that my son had thrown in there. It was surprisingly sharp, and my finger started pissing blood. FML
Anonymous
Put it away
Today, I managed to cut myself twice with a Swiss army knife. Stabbed in one hand and sliced a finger on the other. Good to know it's super sharp. FML
mary
Australia
Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML
Anonymous
El Paso, United States
Today, I was cutting potatoes. I was cutting them slowly, being careful, but my mom told me to cut faster, that I wouldn't cut myself. I cut myself. FML
irony
United States
Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML
Thorin
United Kingdom
Today, I cut myself deeply with an expensive razor that advertised it's impossible to cut yourself with. Twice. Guess I always was an overachiever. FML
mr_flarpin
Stoneham, United States
Today, I got stumped by a childproof door. Twice. FML
thwack
United States
Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML
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San Francisco, United States
Home improvement
Today, I found my 6 year-old daughter upstairs, lying on the floor with scissors. She was giving, "the carpet a haircut." FML
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alwaysalady 0
I watched my brother stick a butter knife through his hand once. THROUGH IT! Just because something is dull doesn't mean it can't cause damage.
loschepp 0
I cut myself with a plastic spoon once. :p
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Comments (68)
iloveyou1266 4
not possible...
Herropreez17 0
Child proof yes. Adult proof no.
Loser128 0
Because child proof ones are hard to cut skin with. Get it?
poohbear10010 0
haha I've done that so many times when ever I need to cut something my mom says no and insists on cutting for me
axgirl89 5
Cry for help possibly?
fishing12345 2
I almost cut my thumb off with them once right through to the bone their dangerous
BeibertSmitor 10
You, sir, are either too damn strong, or the dumbest man on earth.
myalleyway 9
my, aren't we talented?
linarahmany 6
ha my friend did that a couple days ago:D
merrielp 13
Wow. Your sharp