Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML
Today, I wanted to go shopping in my new car that I bought just a month ago. When I stepped outside, I saw someone had smashed the driver side's window. They didn't even steal anything. FML
Today, after an argument with my girlfriend, I tried to be dramatic by slamming my car door shut as hard as I could. Something broke and now it won't open. Now I have to climb through the passenger's side just to drive my car to work. FML
Today, someone broke into my car by smashing the driver's side window. I'd be less irritated if they had just used the door handle; the lock has been broken for years. FML
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
Today, while leaving late for work, I walked out to my car only to find the back window broken. Worst part was, I still had to go to work because no one who could cover me showed up. FML
Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML
Today, I went to the beach with a friend. We'd forgotten to get our towels out of the SUV, so I rushed back to the parking lot. I opened the passenger-side door and climbed in to begin my search. After ten seconds or so, I realized I'd busted into someone else's car. FML
Today, after I got in my car in the Walmart parking lot, a creepy man knocked on my window. Since I'm incredibly paranoid and scare easily, I put my car in gear and tore out of there, accidentally hitting another car. Apparently he was returning my phone that I dropped. FML
Today, I was making out with a guy in his car, when we decided we needed a minute of fresh air. We stepped out, only to completely lock ourselves out, with our phones and the keys inside. We had to smash a window. FML
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iheartglasses 0
Yes because breaking your own window definitely beats calling a locksmith or the police to jimmy the lock... I haven't used the word fucktard in years but you, OP, are the very definition...
robc32ca 4
wow what's wrong with you?
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Comments (123)
TempestM 0
so instead of no calling the police/ car dealer/ locksmith to open the door u would break ur own window which would cost more... how do u not notice the number plate man....
pennies_lane 6
I am amazed at how ******* stupid some people really can be!
agm2010 0
lol ... "uhh... I can explain?"
ellaxd 0
what a retard what did you think the key magically stopped working?
nistar_fml 0
How dare u be
mad_hatter0666 22
I don't even know what to say. I feel like you maybe genuinely thought that was your car. but I feel bad for the owner.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
You should have re-exited the car and commenced smashing the rest of it with a crowbar while yelling "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS LARRY! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU **** A STRANGER IN THE ASS!" He'd either A) think you were psychotic and run, allowing you a possibly clean getaway, or B) appreciated the re-enactment of a great scene from movie history. Either way you win, and you got to smash some guy's car (double win).
ChaChaNiceGuy 0
Classic!!!
xoxoGG22 0
I'm curious as to how you thought it was your car. I mean really? Idiot..
All_For_Love 0
gen-uis. Not. Ydi, good job
rodgersfan 6
Genius?
trese666 0
ydi for being so god damn excitable that you would break a window to get into your voice