Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML
Today, I wanted to go shopping in my new car that I bought just a month ago. When I stepped outside, I saw someone had smashed the driver side's window. They didn't even steal anything. FML
Today, after an argument with my girlfriend, I tried to be dramatic by slamming my car door shut as hard as I could. Something broke and now it won't open. Now I have to climb through the passenger's side just to drive my car to work. FML
Today, someone broke into my car by smashing the driver's side window. I'd be less irritated if they had just used the door handle; the lock has been broken for years. FML
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
Today, while leaving late for work, I walked out to my car only to find the back window broken. Worst part was, I still had to go to work because no one who could cover me showed up. FML
Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML
Today, I went to the beach with a friend. We'd forgotten to get our towels out of the SUV, so I rushed back to the parking lot. I opened the passenger-side door and climbed in to begin my search. After ten seconds or so, I realized I'd busted into someone else's car. FML
Today, after I got in my car in the Walmart parking lot, a creepy man knocked on my window. Since I'm incredibly paranoid and scare easily, I put my car in gear and tore out of there, accidentally hitting another car. Apparently he was returning my phone that I dropped. FML
Today, I was making out with a guy in his car, when we decided we needed a minute of fresh air. We stepped out, only to completely lock ourselves out, with our phones and the keys inside. We had to smash a window. FML
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iheartglasses 0
Yes because breaking your own window definitely beats calling a locksmith or the police to jimmy the lock... I haven't used the word fucktard in years but you, OP, are the very definition...
robc32ca 4
wow what's wrong with you?
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Comments (123)
Kirsteeeeen 6
Why would you smash your own car's window anyway?
koji8123 0
すごい！least now you have a rent free room with a gay roommate for a couple years! *･゜ﾟ･*:.｡..｡.:*･'(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)'･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*
eftup 9
who breaks a car window if the key doesn't work?.. that guy!!!! ydi
EpicOrange 0
What's wrong with all of you ?
justbigbs 6
there's goes common sense out the window, litterally
HeyLookOverThere 3
Just trade cars. Problem solved.
varkey 7
idiot, how did you not think to look at the license plate before breaking a freaking window? YDI
ALQ_fml 13
Hopefully having to pay for the replacement, and getting a stern lecture from the cops while you sit at the precinct for hours and fill out paperwork (at the very, very, very least) will help kill some of the stupid cells in your brain. : Really? Even if the car looks identical, if your key normally works (I'm assuming you used one, as you didn't say you didn't, and you were having trouble getting in - sounds like you were using a key) and it suddenly doesn't, why on earth would you just decide to break a window? For one, check to make sure it really is your car; that's what any person with even the tiniest bit of intelligence would have done first. There is no way at all that this is a FYL. You completely and totally deserve it. F the poor owner's life for having to now deal with replacing the window and filing paperwork against you.
RachieP 0
Oooomigosh! I think I would die! Hopefully, they have a sense of humor and good insurance!
LmFaO4realz 0
lmao wow sux