Today, I contacted a girl who dropped her ID at a club last night. I offer to drive 2 hours to return her ID to her. She is thrilled. When I arrive, she gives me a strange look, takes the ID, and runs back into her house. A two hour drive without even a thank you. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, bouncing at a local bar. I I.D.'d a girl with a group of people. I told her that next time she used a fake I.D., she at least should get one with a picture that looked like her. She started crying and ran off. A guy told me that she had been in a car wreck, and had been badly disfigured. FML
Today, a girl I've been talking to online for a while asked me if I wanted to meet her in person. Two hours of driving later, I end up at her house. When she opened the door, she screamed and called the cops on me. While detained, she called my phone asking why I never showed up today. FML
Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML
Today, I was having a conversation with a new friend when she remembered she needed to grab something from her car. I don't know where she parked, but it's been two and a half hours and she's still gone. FML
Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML
Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML
Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML
Today, I was driving home from school when I saw this girl I like walking home. Trying to be polite, I pulled over and asked if she wanted a ride. My offer was rejected as she said, "No, I'm actually already home," and walked up the nearest driveway. My driveway. FML
Today, I helped a lady carry her grocery bags to her car. She was so grateful that she offered me a tip. I refused, but she insisted. When I finally took it, I looked at the bill to see she'd given me $1. I smiled and said thank you, but she looked at me like I’d just robbed her. FML
Today, I went to a club with some friends. I ordered two drinks from the waitress and gave her a fifty. She never returned with the change, and the rest of the staff claimed they didn't know who I was talking about. FML
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Top comments
aardvarkish 17
Sometimes, doing something nice is done in honor, not reward.
funshit123 0
haha u didnt get any
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Comments (191)
chuck1986 0
That is kinda creepy of you. You could have just dropped it in a mailbox and it would have been mailed to her.
angel55033 12
maybe she thought you were going to be a night in shining armor but kinda failed?
ghostyghost756 0
she might have freaked out, but you did contact her and you said you were coming, just don't expect much in this age,people are too cautious to be grateful... and she prolly woulda only gave you a hi anyways
cloud720 5
Here is my theory. The girl had a one night stand with a guy she liked and thought she would never see again. Some guy called to say she lost her I'd and she thought it was him. She was happy to be seeing that guy again then some creepy guy comes to the door. Wait. How did you contact her? Ids don't have phone numbers.
michaelscott69 0
joseph fritzel
skyeyez9 25
You have to be cautious these days. I would not be happy if I heard my daughter let a complete stranger inside her house who found her wallet. Chances are he may be harmless, but you never know.
DJ_Chutfield 4
She was hoping for somebody hotter. Sorry to hear you're so ugly.
theonlysweetpea 10
I like #141's theory. But this is an excellent example of why it doesn't pay to be nice! I'd be pissed if I did something nice
skatergirl9875 0
why didnt u just mail it??? would have been much easier
evilshade 0
Leave a big pile of poo on her doorstep
sublimetime614 0
its called the US Postal Service, isnt it creepy to get your id back from a random stranger who drives two hours to possibly rape and kill you? really nice of you, but creepy.