Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked past a church with a bunch of people standing outside waiting for the bride and groom to walk out. When the church doors opened, I yelled congratulations as loud as I could. It was a funeral. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, at my sister's wedding, I went to the very back of the crowd of women waiting to catch the bouquet. Not only did I end up catching it, I was accosted by a crazy chick who ripped it out of my hands, screaming at me in Italian. I later found out she was already engaged. FML
Today, a mad woman squirted me with a water gun filled with paint as we were leaving the church where I just married my husband. As I was staring at this mad bitch in my ruined dress, wondering why she would do something so horrible, she ran off crying and shouting, "Sorry wrong wedding!" FML
Today, at my sister's wedding, she and I had a plan that she would purposely throw the bouquet to my girlfriend, then I would propose in front of everyone. When the bouquet landed in my girlfriend's lap, she screamed, "Ew, no way" and threw it to someone else. FML
Today, I was at my best friend's wedding. As she threw the bouquet, I was punched in the face by another bridesmaid. Later, as I was explaining what had happened, I punched myself in the face. FML
Today, I was at a wedding, and during the bouquet toss, I stood back and let the single ladies have their moment. The bouquet flew straight at me, hit me in the face, and I instinctively grabbed it. Now everyone thinks I’m desperate to get married. FML
Today, I overheard my best friend laughing and calling my fiance lame and stupid, all because he proposed to me with a bouquet instead of a ring. And here I was about to ask if she would be my maid of honor… FML
Today, I attended my best friend's wedding. Instead of throwing her bouquet, she turned around and handed it to me. I was the only single lady out of 150 guests. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught the bouquet at her friend's wedding, then shook them in my face like an accusation. I joined in the laughing with everyone else, but it put her in a mood, and she now hasn’t spoken to me in two days. FML
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resshead 0
You'd have an attitude too if you were stood up on your wedding day.
Mifflicious 18
Because none of the tuxedo-dressed men there could possibly have been the groom..
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Comments (120)
ThaKoolKidsKlub 3
She didn't get stood up. Her fiancé is in Vegas, passed out in a hotel room with his 5 buddies, a donkey, a midget, about 3 black people, and a dog in a samurai outfit.
Doxy 22
Is this the plot for The Hangover 3?
rattusrattus 19
Her husband is an amateur. In addition to his 5 buddies, a donkey, a midget, about 3 black people, and the dog in the samurai outfit, there should be a samurai in a dog outfit, a Spanish flamenco dancing couple, a Vespa, a Roman Goddess, and an alpaca. An assortment of fresh fruit and vegetables in an optional extra.
therealslim 15
You killed it 27
immaMonsta 8
FYL, there's no way you could've foreseen that.
DjeePee 25
More like **** her life, I would say. Can't imagine how embarassing and heartbreaking it must be to be stood up at the altar.
Taladarthiris 2
I feel no sympathy for you. I feel terrible for her. FHL.
THE_A_TEEN 28
We don't know the full story yet. For all we know, she could have been a total bitch, or a bridezilla.
alycion 39
Maybe she was stood up due to anger management problems. ;) I feel bad for anyone that happens to but to take it out on a perfect stranger who was trying to be nice is ugh. Ok say some words or what not if you have to blow off steam. But thwapping them with flowers?
yuzuhere 21
Hope you're not allergic to flowers! Then you'd both be in tears.
ayyemmcee 1
At least you were attempting kindness. But if you get stood up, why would you stay there? I'd go hit the bars/clubs and find me a new, better one ;)
ftooley 6
Because a bar/club s the best place to find a decent, respectable and faithful mate???? Just Sayin!
MuseFan1991 14
i met my boyfriend of 2 years in a club :) as long as you go on dates etc when sober, there's no reason why you can't meet someone decent on a night out
micahsmommy 13
Hell hath no furry like a woman left alone on her wedding day.
zach8771 3
Wouldn't she be crying
reapy 14
It's not unusual for a bride to cry with happiness on her wedding day. not every tearful bride has been jilted.
Pelreskovich 11
Well that's awkward..