Today, I have been awake so long I hallucinated a llama in my living room. I have a medical condition that keeps me from sleeping properly. I've run out of medication. I still see the llama. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a week of insomnia, I finally managed to fall asleep. Thirty minutes later, my friends decided to bang on my door, yelling at me to wake up and party with them. I'm now wide awake and hallucinating from lack of sleep. FML
Today, my insomnia wins. I'm too wired and awake to sleep, but too stoned on my sleeping pills to get up and do something productive. FML
Today, I reached a total of three doctors, one therapist, one psychiatrist, and five prescribed medications, all because my body refuses to let me sleep. FML
Today, I have to wake up in 3 hours for work, the medicine that should've made me sleep 8 hours straight failed and I woke up an hour later, not being able to sleep anymore. FML
Today, I was finally diagnosed with insomnia. The trouble is, because of my physical disability, I also have diagnosed chronic fatigue. Barely can stay awake during the day, can't sleep at night. FML
Today, I suffered a mental breakdown. I told my roommates about it, and they decided to throw a very loud party while I was sobbing in my room, unable to sleep. My Xanax prescription ran out, I have no more sick days, and I have to wake up in two hours to work a ten hour day. FML
Today, after countless nights of no sleep and only some spontaneous naps, I was finally seeing a sleeping doctor to analyze the problem. I missed the appointment because I ended up sleeping through my alarm after not being able to sleep at all last night. FML
Today, I can't sleep. I don't know what's crazier, the fact that I have been lying in bed, staring at the ceiling for about 5 hours, or that I have been asking my cat for advice. FML
Today, I found out that the mice infestations I've been fighting for the last two weeks was actually a recurring series of tactile/visual/auditory hallucinations, a side effect of a normal, prescribed, dosage of ADHD meds. FML
Today, I had to calm my hallucinating mom after she accidentally overdosed on one of her pills, then spend ages trying to protect her from the "monkey" on the wall. FML
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spikedrummer49 6
Ride the llama to the pharmacy! Or across a rainbow and have a grand adventure!
Ugi 27
Have you considered that perhaps there really is a llama in your room?
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Comments (202)
spikedrummer49 6
Ride the llama to the pharmacy! Or across a rainbow and have a grand adventure!
doctorhook86 25
OP came here for a free consult from DocBastard.
YtotsDI 0
CARL!! sorry I left him here last night. And 17 I love your comment
DrDilllonReese 12
You could've just thumbed it up, no need to tell us that.
kaydee_gal 4
you should close your eyes..
mboehm88 3
1 - instead of riding the llama to the pharmacy, the OP should try spooning with it to go to sleep. It's fool proof!
DrDilllonReese 12
And you could close your windpipe.
KeyboardWarrior 10
Maybe it's a real llama?
Rinat_fml 26
I say you should try talking to it.
11mandy80 6
Aww that's too bad that u see the llama, but tell it that I say hi.
buckeye08 10
DrDillonReese needs to stop trollin.
wannaplay 1
**** IT'S BRAINS OUT (LIKE A BOSS)
emilyjgraham 34
I think DrDilllonReese is a little jealous that he's not the one coming up with the quirky and witty comments! :)
Sparks808 10
Here a llama, there a llama Everywhere a llama, llama... Llama, llama, duck.
Mischief109 11
Is it wearing a funny hat?
fromthesuck 8
Honestly if I were a friend of yours and knew about your condition I'd find a way to get a llama just to screw with you. Make sure it's not real.
DrDilllonReese 12
123- yup, jealous of people I've never met. How'd you know?!?!
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
Happy llama Sad llama Mentally disordered llama Hyper llama Drama llama Super llama Big fat mama llama SUPER big fat mama llama Hiding llama Peaking llama Baby llama SQUISH! Camel Bad camel, slap slap Kiss the camel *mouaw* cool camel word... DUCK!
skitzofunia88 8
Schizollamia?
JadeWalker 14
How could you write this if your tripin seeing lamas is the question
thisiscat 14
224- the llama smashed her face repeatedly on the keyboard, and in the process FML happened to open, and during the smashing onto the keyboard the story was wrote and sent. :D
nado13579 12
Caaaarrrl
idntwannaknow 3
If all else fails, just get a club and knock yourself out. Literally. Or just see the doctor
kprando25 8
195- Other people would love it (me included) if you would just stop clogging the thread with your stupid comments.
CrystalWest 4
Lmfao @ 21
CrystalWest 4
I agree with 226 lol
AutumnnRosee 5
@164 I was once a tree house, I lived in a cake. But I never saw the way the orange slayed the rake. What a song...
TheDrifter 24
Roll with it, a couple more hours and he might have some great wisdom to impart.
notsorandomguy 18
Maybe it will split open the city for OP to get to the pharmacy and then give him ten tasks to accomplish to make the world better!
snuffle 3
All hail the Dalai illama!
muzy 23
Whatever you do do not drink its blood OP or you'll be cursed!!!
perdix 31
#23, I believe the proper form of address is: Hello, Dalai. Well, hello, Dalai. It's so nice to have you back where you belong.
SuperKnuckels 6
Here's a Llama, There's a Llama, I'm a Llama, He's a Llama, Funny Llama, Fuzzy Llama, Llama Llama, Duck... lol Llama song xD
randomstudios 0
I want to upvote, but the score is a perfect square
tintata123 8
Perdix, I'm worried that not everyone caught on to what you did there, but don't worry, I appreciated it ;)
grace12898 0
Consider this pun appreciated!
DKjazz 20
I too, saw what you did there, Mr. Armstrong.
kprando25 8
105-HAHA. Am I correct in saying that was a reference to Harry Potter? :)
titzenpitzer 9
maybe it'll start to rap if you beatbox!
Heinousness 0
Make your way to the pharmacy quickly!! It's an evil llama. If it doesn't go away, it was real and kill it immediately.
lolfood 24
Here's a llama, there's a llama, and another little llama, llama llama llama llama llama llama duck
DogsPaw 16
52 that's already been said, 35 minutes before you said it.
KeyboardWarrior 10
Telling him wont delete the comment, so saying that is ultimately pointless.
itsgen 16
Is it staring at you (X
carnage1108 0
Successful troll is successful
Torva_fml 16
Stupid comment is stupid.
Dommon 7
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
i hope u won't get hungry!
KM96 24
What does hunger have to do with anything? Im pretty sure no one eats llama - especially one that isnt real ...
thisisafunnyname 12
Perhaps OP isn't hallucinating due to lack of sleep, but rather from the excess amount of canibus she smoked. Thus the hunger would be caused by a phenomena that us humans have come to call the munchies.
Ugi 27
Have you considered that perhaps there really is a llama in your room?
sxdryv 14
Lmfao - best comment.
ImDaBes 6
lol I thought the same thing
sosfirestorm 0
You Sir are awesome.
jskibabe22 4
Mind=blown
Skittles_Rawr 8
THIS.
Neorecon19 18
Just make sure the llama's name isn't Carl.
bunniex1 11
CAAAAAARL
doglover100 29
That made me think of Jimmy Newtron and Carl's obsession with llamas
safaeita 32
yeah like the goat in Ted's room from HIMYM
buckstop1 37
TINA YOU FAT LARD
snowmount07 6
Saddddd llama
dhwig 0
7- stupid comment, awesome profile pic
a_purple_orange 4
Same for you,GASP, AND ME!!
xXUND3ADcityXx 0
All above have stupid comments and only 2 have cool pics (hint it's not the gay Pokemon)
Skittles_Rawr 8
It's a sponge bob Pokemon. It's genius.
a_purple_orange 4
247- and we have a winner of the profile pictures!
mpsteve137 15
Hmm... Sounds like the emperor has a NEW new groove.
Enslaved 38
"BOO-YEAH" "The Emperor's New Groove" is hands down, my favorite cartoon movie!(: "The Lion King" is second.(:
whattheforkdude 0
I loved that show !!! And movie !!!!
tasian14 12
I love tht show goooo kuzco
Lifes_a_bust 0
****! 8, I love you!
vintagemeow 6
Man, that's seriously allarming!
GawdamitNappa 4
Almost a pun.
HeartOfLead 24
Gosh OP, you better hope that llama doesn't go by the name 'Carl The Llama. If it's Carl, then you'll have BIGGER thing to worry about; like surviving! (If you don't understand this reference then I beg you to look it up on YOUTUBE)
YtotsDI 0
Oh THATS where i left my pet Llama Carl! Thank you for finding him :)
rubberduckie94 13
Orphan meat!!!!!!!
jonez_03 2
Bahaha he is hungry for hands and wears hats. Caaaaaarrrlll. Great video lol