Today, a mad woman squirted me with a water gun filled with paint as we were leaving the church where I just married my husband. As I was staring at this mad bitch in my ruined dress, wondering why she would do something so horrible, she ran off crying and shouting, "Sorry wrong wedding!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML
Today, my wedding day was ruined by my fiancé’s psychotic ex. It started out with the venue and my dress getting pelted by paintballs and one of her friends riding an ATV around, running over my fiancé. He's currently in the hospital with broken ribs and a concussion. $42,000 down the drain. FML
Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML
Today, my neighbour threw a bucket of muddy water over the fence at us because he said we’d been noisy since 5 a.m., and he was sick of it. We were noisy getting ready for my wedding. The water hit me and all my bridesmaids in our dresses, since we were ready and waiting to get in the limo. FML
Today, my brother decided it would be funny to squirt disappearing ink on my wedding dress right before I walked down the aisle. It didn't disappear. FML
Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML
Today, was my wedding day. Right before I walked down the aisle in my gorgeous white dress, the woman who did my makeup saw a blemish. She went to squirt concealer on her finger, but squirted the orange concealer all over my dress. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, despite my warnings, my only son married a girl I hate. To protest their marriage, I wore a white dress to the wedding. Her maid of honor "tripped" and spilled red wine all over me. FML
Today, it was supposed to be my wedding but my fiancé insisted we be married by his childhood priest, a real bible thumper. This arsehole tried to change our vows at the altar and told me wives should know their place, so I slapped him and the wedding is delayed until we get a new priest. FML
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LadyRen 20
Get her info and make her pay for the dress.
TumblrweedPasses 11
At least you have a weird story to tell people in the future about the wedding Dont let batshit crazy paint gun woman ruin your day
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Comments (16)
ChromoTec 24
Sounds like a Fiasco! Or was it a Fresco?
BurnInDemonFire 39
Whatever it was, the woman sounds pentiment-al.
LadyRen 20
Get her info and make her pay for the dress.
BurnInDemonFire 39
How do you get the info of a random crazy person?
alycion 39
If security cameras were around, show the video around. Someone will most likely know who it is. Especially the intended target.
BurnInDemonFire 39
There's no guarantee the crazy lady was at the church on the right day, or even at the right church. And OP would have to hope their was CCTV around on the street, or nearby premises, because I've never known a church to install security cameras.
RichardPencil 32
Count yourself lucky that her gun was loaded with paint and not bullets. You literally dodged a bullet with that one!
TumblrweedPasses 11
At least you have a weird story to tell people in the future about the wedding Dont let batshit crazy paint gun woman ruin your day
rodfergie 18
I don't know a single bride that would not have chased her ass down and beat her like a redheaded stepchild.
Insanegd 4
I'm trying to figure out on how people think she deserved this. Not as if she had enough time to react to her before getting shot.
bonsai 11
Sorry that happened to you I hope it didn’t ruin the day and that the rest of your day was lovely.
Razell 13
Ladies: don't be the paint-gun woman. It doesn't matter how angry you are at your baby-daddy for marrying someone else.
aje001 8
bitches be crazy
yeongji 31
Even if the bride tried, the chances of catching the woman would have been slim based on the bride's attire (heels, long dress, etc). I am more surprised that no one attending the wedding went after the mad woman.
Ksweety_fml 27
oh my 😂