Today, I confessed my love for the girl I like, on the forum she moderates. She responded by banning me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I posted on a forum asking if I could be a moderator. Instead, I got banned. FML
Shutdown
Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML
Today, at college, I finally talked myself into confessing my feelings to a girl I really like. Her response was to threaten to sue me. For what, exactly? I have no goddamned idea. I just don't understand people anymore. FML
Today, I was on my favourite forum when I saw a guy ranting at some pro-lifer fanatic. For fun, I replied "umad bro?" apparently moments after the forum founder also left an angry reply. I'm now banned for a month for "trolling the founder" and all my posts have vanished without a trace. FML
Who the **** are you?
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to send a message to the girl I've been crushing on for years. I'm now blocked. FML
Never do this
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML
Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML
No
Today, I told a girl that I liked her. She replied, "Don't." FML
Read the room
Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I've been in love with for three years. Her response was to well up, start crying, and ask me why I had to have chosen her. FML
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Gaber64 11
Why would you do that on a forum
xfluttershy07 8
ok you needed to man up and tell her how you feel In REAL LIFE not a forum
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Comments (69)
worldclassrager 41
Approach her and speak that snows you have no balls
Witchylady 18
Why do people always have to declare their love publicly and then get upset when they get turned down in a public way. Have you ever thought about asking her out for a date first?
Garrett2818 21
You shoulda made sure she's at least a little into you before proclaiming your feelings for her publicly
tranced_ 45
one thing I've learnt from past experience is that it never works out virtually.. you could say whatsoever on the internet but face to face is what really matters and that's the harsh reality.. so logout, be courageous and face your fears.. goodluck.
stargirl_95 24
You really shouldn't confess your love for someone on such a public forum. You put her on the spot and since she doesn't feel the same way you made things incredibly awkward for her. Next time you really like a girl, ask her on a date in private and preferably in person. Don't confess your love for someone you're not even dating. That can be quite awkward and a little creepy, especially if the feeling isn't mutual.
sjonnie_fml 10
plenty more fish on other fora
ckerane 16
maybe you should have told her in person
Refashion 7
she is kinda mean.
Alchemist_21 26
I feel like there's a part OP isn't telling us. Just saying you love someone probably wouldn't get you banned unless you spammed it like crazy, or were pretty vulgar about it.
Duggie1339 13
I love you i love you i love you i love you I'm fapping right now I love you i love you.. Is that what u think happened #40? xD
B4rn3yST1NSON 15
so you confessed your "love" for a girl you "like" . on the internet. well seems about right , not a ban but a 72hr suspension.
Axel5238 29
I'd agree unless the guy also started following on all her social media away from the forums and couldn't take the hint. As far as OP "confessing love" is a bad idea that does sound like telling someone you like them. It sounds more like "big gesture gushing about how much you adore someone you don't know that well". Doesn't work normally, even if they do know you it can still be really off-putting.
B4rn3yST1NSON 15
unless the forum was named after her and it was her site , perma bann isn't always the best FIRST option to use .but yea I get your point.