alone
United States
Today, I committed to babysitting on Valentine's Day not because I needed the money, but because I just got dumped. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
NoValentine
United States
Today, I realized the reason I was asked to babysit 3 weeks ago for Feb 14 was because the old married couple with kids safely assumed that I wouldn't have a Valentine. FML
Anonymous
The money is still yours
Today, after I took extra shifts to be able take the woman I loved out for special weekend, she dumped me and now I'm working extra shift for no reason. FML
kaileekat517
United States
Today, instead of going to a romantic dinner with my boyfriend like I'd planned, I ended up babysitting his queasy little sister. FML
Dan1021
France
Today, after telling my girlfriend that I loved her, she dumped me claiming I was getting "too attached". I've already spent almost $400 on her Valentine's Day present. FML
Username
United States
Today, I found out that when my room-mate agreed to babysit someone's two year old kid for money, what he really planned on doing was dumping it with me. The kid won't stop crying and screaming. FML
stuck
United States
Stuck on amber
Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
Anonymous
Gainesville, United States
Sacrifice
Today, it's Valentine’s Day and the woman for whom I gave up my traveling $100,000 day job, and two luxurious vehicles for a trailer and a dog, now says she doesn’t want to get married because I have to work a POS job. FML
klala
Reserved
Today, my boss asked me if I could work on Valentine's Day because there was no chance of me having a date. She's right. FML
IfuSeekAmyIdo
United States
Today, I hired a babysitter, so my husband and I could spend some time together and work on our failing marriage. I dressed up. We went out. He got drunk and puked on me. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
TMI
Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. Being dumped wasn't the reaction I was expecting. FML
Top comments
desabelle 0
It's better to be alone then with bad company.
skeezycheeses 0
You pleasured yourself with chocolates? Hmmm. Never tried that, I usually use a vibrator.
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Comments (19)
jakerawr101 2
i dumped a girl on valentines day and threw away her valentine bear that said i love you on it, what happened? i got slapped in the face with a lickerish
m311 6
story of my life. all my past 3 relationships ended just before valentines day.
ScreamAimFire 0
Ahaa lucky you, I got cheated on on Valentines Day after i took my girlfriend out for dinner and a movie, walked her home then said goodnight and they think they have it hard xD
iluffmcrandbvb 1
i dont like valentines day wether im single or not. its stupid.
ArielTheMermaid 17
awww you got dumped! you must be the first person this has happened to! quit whining
Coop817 19
Tell them your rates are higher on holidays
worldclassrager 41
Money isn't bad...treat yourself later...but you'll find someone else