yollew
United States
Today, I chipped a tooth trying to solve a Rubik's Cube. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
dumbbb
United States
Great idea
Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML
530gangsta
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
Anonymous
That escalated quickly
Today, I chipped my front tooth trying to pick up my cat. FML
Corn-ed-Teeth
Today, I bit into a barbecue-ed corn cob, forgetting I had a filling on my chipped front tooth. I re-chipped it. FML
Anonymous
Hangry dude
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
ouch
Stockton, United States
Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML
Toothless
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Added flavor
Today, I was eating ice cream and struggling to chew a particularly hard chunk of chocolate. After finally breaking it into pieces, I spat it out because it tasted terrible. Then I discovered that I was missing my temporary crown. Now I have no upper molar. FML
elena02
Wayne, United States
Today, my house is so cold that I chipped a tooth from chattering so hard. FML
Chip
Australia
Today, I went to a cosmetic dentist and got a chip in my tooth filled in that I’d had since I was 7. I went out later and my friend jokingly hit my head against the table a few times to make fun of me showing off my teeth. He slipped. I fell. I now have 2 chipped teeth and a broken nose. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Smooth moves
Today, I was trying out for a local basketball team, so I put extra effort into showing off my baller skills. Unfortunately, I managed to hit myself in the face with the ball, knocking out one of my own teeth. FML
Top comments
saIty 17
Oh snap, don't ever bite it out of frustration. That's just what it wants. Just color all the sides.
thesunsetglow_fml 8
Runic Cube: extreme edition. Or were you just trying to unsnap all the tiles and rearrange them? Cheater.
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Comments (194)
ninjuh_wingman 29
Dont bite it. Mouths are meant to be used for something much more useful
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
And talking!
screamo_neve 12
And spitting!
LilyLovesYouLots 0
Well thanks, Captain Obvious.
brown4lifejot 1
Dirty minded.
Humanspider 18
Very true. Swallowing is the way to go.
cycle227 3
YDI for thinking it's spelled "Rubik's" (solution: it's spelled "Rubix")
MzMegs 20
I was wondering how long it would be until someone corrected that.
parapeople 5
It's a cube belonging to Rubik; therefore it's Rubik's cube.
JGirl113 6
They had it right: it's Rubik's
newmandotcom 6
You're an idiot. There is no X in the name Erno Rubick....
VaanBasch 1
FYI, both the FML and their comment were edited. It used to say Rubix and he said the solution is "rubik's".
alexh15 13
Nope. Sorry bud, but you have it wrong...
leogirl95 12
It's the cube of Rubik.
upyourzlolz 11
The inventor: Erno Rubik. He named it after himself, hence the Rubik's cube.
MzMegs 20
The original comment (I guess it got edited) was: "YDI for thinking it's spelled "Rubix" (solution: it's spelled "Rubik's")" I don't know what happened, but don't think I'm an idiot for agreeing with the edited comment.
pandaabear 2
he did not. it was called the magic cube, until someone else named it after him. though, it is a Rubik's cube. not Rubix, not rubicks, not rucube, not rubisc.
suavesuave 2
Rubix cube 1:0 you zero
ArmadasRebellion 1
No x in rubik's
Bree_and_Peaches 10
Yeah there is....
springbok_fml 2
You're doing it wrong..
VaanBasch 1
Correct. Video games.
rattusrattus 19
What the blazes were you doing with it?! You're meant to use your hands, or your feet if you're dextrous.
thebeachhh 0
Understable..
thebeachhh 0
Nah, im just a bad speller lol understandable*
jameslt1201 7
Lmfao, we took the horse to the glue factory, we couldn't afford to have him put in the understable
thebeachhh 0
Cooool guys haha its autocorrects fault
paschale 7
OP was trying to bite off the colored squares to switch them around
mikeeg 0
Big boooobieess baby ;)
thebeachhh 0
Understandable*
stangbabyxo4 7
How? LoL :P