yollew
United States
Today, I chipped a tooth trying to solve a Rubik's Cube. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
dumbbb
United States
Great idea
Today, I tried to open the door with my mouth because my hands were full. I chipped a tooth. FML
530gangsta
Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML
Anonymous
That escalated quickly
Today, I chipped my front tooth trying to pick up my cat. FML
Corn-ed-Teeth
Today, I bit into a barbecue-ed corn cob, forgetting I had a filling on my chipped front tooth. I re-chipped it. FML
Anonymous
Hangry dude
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
ouch
Stockton, United States
Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML
Toothless
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Added flavor
Today, I was eating ice cream and struggling to chew a particularly hard chunk of chocolate. After finally breaking it into pieces, I spat it out because it tasted terrible. Then I discovered that I was missing my temporary crown. Now I have no upper molar. FML
elena02
Wayne, United States
Today, my house is so cold that I chipped a tooth from chattering so hard. FML
Chip
Australia
Today, I went to a cosmetic dentist and got a chip in my tooth filled in that I’d had since I was 7. I went out later and my friend jokingly hit my head against the table a few times to make fun of me showing off my teeth. He slipped. I fell. I now have 2 chipped teeth and a broken nose. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Smooth moves
Today, I was trying out for a local basketball team, so I put extra effort into showing off my baller skills. Unfortunately, I managed to hit myself in the face with the ball, knocking out one of my own teeth. FML
Top comments
saIty 17
Oh snap, don't ever bite it out of frustration. That's just what it wants. Just color all the sides.
thesunsetglow_fml 8
Runic Cube: extreme edition. Or were you just trying to unsnap all the tiles and rearrange them? Cheater.
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Comments (194)
itstesshomo 2
I hate it when that happens.
TipOfTheHat 10
It's a game, not a snack! But if you do choose to eat it, I suggest roasting it at 350 for three hours, with some beef stock, and a sprig of Rosemary! Serve on a bed of rice! Good luck!
instnt1nfction 17
350 degree Celsius or Fahrenheit
JayJayAttackAtta 5
Considering that 350 degrees Celsius is like over 1000 degrees Fahrenheit, I think he means Fahrenheit.
Stoneyyay 5
are u sure ur telling the tooth? way to use ur head! ydi
plko00 5
Solving a rubik's cube, like a boss
TinyLittleSilver 4
Next time, turn one layer to a 45 degree angle, pull the middle piece out and then take the whole cube apart and rearrange to the original positions if trying to solve it properly is too much. Plus, you don't destroy the stickers in the process! :D
NarwhalKing 0
Never get a human for a beavers job
Minx108 12
You were biting your nails under the overwhelming pressure of it all, weren't you Op? That's how I chipped mine! Thank god it's unnoticeable! Hope yours is too!
alexwarfield333 1
Just one question.....how?
d4m4s74 12
I've solved cubes while riding a bike bliindfolded and I never hurt myself. you need a special kind of idiot...
Yaruzu 3
Oh come on it's not THAT hard I've solved it a bunch of times.
JGirl113 6
So have I. All that OP needs to know are the algerithums.
upyourzlolz 11
*algorithms.
upyourzlolz 11
*algorithms.
ahabsfan 17
The 80's just called. They'd like their fad back. Can't you chip your teeth on something more current like an iPhone?
michaeljcaboose 7
Too mainstream...