Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, I checked my Facebook notifications to see that someone likes my new single status. My ex. FML
Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, I woke up without my fiancé in bed next to me, but I assumed he'd gone to work early. I went on Facebook to find that he had posted a break-up post to himself from my account and set my status to single. I then found a note with "Sorry" written on it stuck to the kitchen counter. FML
Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, I found out I was single by scrolling through Facebook and seeing my (now ex) boyfriend's relationship as "single." I was at work, in the middle of my shift. I haven't been electronically dumped since Middle School. He's 36. FML
Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML
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Top comments
imustbeinsane 2
Lol that's ******* great
Buttsexpirate 9
That's mean but totally hilarious.
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Comments (156)
UmuGoesRawr 0
I don't get it will someone explain pleaase ? (:
UmuGoesRawr 0
Oh wait I get it now ahaa ! (:
LoveAlwaysQuynh 6
I don't get it ?
MissFits_fml 6
He resorts to solitary acts of pleasure and stimulates himself. ...using his hand
KiddNYC1O 22
That's a good one.
409sPoisonGirl 12
Just need to learn to be ambidextrous.
ThecomingofTan 9
Good, now that your hand is broken, the only other option is to use the towels. Just don't leave them on the floor.
chelseaaa92 7
Haha that's awesome!! Bahahaha
mama2b3 20
Haha I get it!!
twilightluvr101 4
Wanna cookie!!!
bri5083 9
Who was your girlfriend? Palmela Handerson?(:
HooHooHa 6
And that's when you delete said person's comment and/or unfriend them. That's quite a rude thing to say to someone who just got out of a relationship.
mama2b3 20
Oh wahh. man up!