Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, I checked my Facebook notifications to see that someone likes my new single status. My ex. FML
Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, I woke up without my fiancé in bed next to me, but I assumed he'd gone to work early. I went on Facebook to find that he had posted a break-up post to himself from my account and set my status to single. I then found a note with "Sorry" written on it stuck to the kitchen counter. FML
Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, I found out I was single by scrolling through Facebook and seeing my (now ex) boyfriend's relationship as "single." I was at work, in the middle of my shift. I haven't been electronically dumped since Middle School. He's 36. FML
Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML
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imustbeinsane 2
Lol that's ******* great
Buttsexpirate 9
That's mean but totally hilarious.
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Comments (156)
bretty_boieeeeyy 0
Ambidextural (or what ever being the word for being both handed is) FTW
kjb1234 5
Ambidextrous
Enslaved 38
I knew a guy with so many callouses on his hands he called his "pretend" girlfriend, Sandy. Lol
BrightBrownEyes 11
That's awful but so funny
WCARlover 35
You gotta admit that was pretty awesome though
ChelseaGrin0405 0
I love WCAR
lantern 6
Calm down.. Learn to take a joke.
A7x4REVer 3
I pulled something similar on my friend lmfao Him: "in a relationship, but it's complicated" Me: with your right hand? Him: I'm left handed Me: that's why it's complicated
redflowe123 1
Lol I seen ur username and clicked ur profile cuz I love a7x and I seen u said ur a ginger...SO AM I !! srry ha to say it lol
structuredchaoz 4
Dude. Man up. It's facebook. Don't judge your self worth based on a comment made on a social networking site.
beckyxD 13
I don't get it /:
chelseaaa92 7
His hand.. As in he beats off;) I didn't get it at first either hahaha
GoW_Chick 15
How many times do I have to read "I don't get it," how damn hard is this FML to understand? I know it may be hard for some, but it really doesn't take much brain power to understand this one. -.-
lolyeahthatsme 11
God I'm 13 and I get it.
martykinzzz13 0
I don't get it
The_Hitdude 12
Step 1: Go to college Step 2: Get a Bachelor's in Human Anatomy (and look up the term "masturbation") Step 3: Come back to this FML with a more intelligent comment.* *If help is still needed, then refer to parents. 'Cause they obviously have gotten laid more than you will.
bluebob13 10
He was in a relationship... with his hand. He broke his hand. Now he is not in a relationship.
MissFits_fml 6
Well. You've still got your other hand.