tenniemo
Today, I caught one of my students checking out my butt while I was helping another student at his table. I teach 8th grade. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
The View
Today, I was forced to spend three hours looking at a fat guy's butt crack, seated directly in front of me during an exam. I'm pretty sure it lowered my grade. FML
Courtney
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
United States
Kids…
Today, at my job as a teacher, I saw a student cut another student's hair, I stopped a group of students from eating glue, and I had to tell a student to put away the toy cars he was playing with. I teach high school math. FML
AcademicAdvisor
Boston, United States
Today, a student pooped his pants in my office. I work with undergrad and graduate students. FML
dysfunctional_ravenclaw
Houston, United States
Today, I made the egregious mistake of going on RateMyTeachers. My students think that, while I'm a good teacher, I have constant "wardrobe malfunctions" and spill my "bloody ass tampons all over the place like a bitch". I teach 6th graders. FML
sonotsuave
Arlington, United States
It wasn't me
Today, I was tutoring. When my kids were finally working on their own, I stood in my classroom’s doorway to talk to my boss sitting outside about upcoming work. Suddenly, one of my students sitting directly behind me let out the loudest fart ever. I think my boss heard and thought it was me. FML
Anonymous
What is going on?
Today, at my art school, during the class my teacher left the classroom. I stood up from my seat to ask my friend something. When I sat back down, one of my guy classmates was sitting there. I sat on his lap and right at that moment my teacher came back. FML
hale_551
Today, I asked my teacher if he could tutor me for my upcoming exam. He said he'd look into it and let me know later. I later got called to the principal's office because my teacher claimed I'd propositioned him for sex. FML
cplaner
United States
Little perv
Today, I was teaching swim lessons. I got felt up by a 6 year-old boy. Three times. FML
Ugh
Montreal, Canada
Assumptions
Today, I was teaching when I saw a student leave her chair and brazenly head for the door. I clapped her on the shoulder and said, "Going somewhere, miss?" She vomited all over my pants. FML
Samantha35
Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML
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docphil 9
Oh no a teenager going through puberty looked at your ass! End of the ******* world.
ojosRojos 28
He’s in 8th grade and you’re surprised he’s checking you out? Take it from a fellow teacher - that’s actually developmentally appropriate. If you’re gonna work with middle schoolers, you gotta be able to handle stuff like that.
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DrSamba 7
I was probably in seventh grade when that started with me, although I started noticing boobs long before butts. Those plaid uniform skirts they made the girls wear in Catholic school in the 1960s kept the nethers well hidden. I didn't even know there was a butt down there until much later! 🤣
RJR 5
Nothing wrong with having a nice ass.