Today, I found out that my sister has been stealing money from me. My parents won't do anything because there's "no evidence it was her". She's the only one in this house that spends regularly and has opportunities to take it while no one's around. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I caught my sister taking money from my wallet. When I confronted her, she claimed that she was actually putting back money that she had stolen earlier. She doesn't understand the irony. FML
Today, I discovered my own mother has been stealing money from me for months when I opened my savings box to find it empty. FML
Today, my sister stole my credit card, used it to rack up a small debt, then told my mom she will pay me back in the future one day, “happily”. But not right now because she has better things to spend her money on. FML
Today, I found out why I haven't been getting my bank statements for the past couple of months. My parents have been hiding them from me, because they've been stealing from it. FML
Today, I found out my mom took around $2,500 from my savings account to pay off my sister's college tuition. She recently flunked out of her studies and won't be returning to college anyway. FML
Today, I found out that my brother has been stealing money from me for the past five months. FML
Today, my sister got me in deep trouble at the store I worked security for. She "dropped by to say hi" and stole a bunch of things when I wasn't looking. I wasn't arrested, due to lack of any evidence. But my boss didn't care about evidence and fired me anyway. FML
Today, my sister stole my bike and gave it to her boyfriend. When I told my parents, they said it was fine, because I wasn't using it anyway. The reason I wasn't using it was because it needed a new tire, and I was saving up for one. FML
Today, my car went missing. My sister constantly asks to borrow it, so I called her and asked if she had it. She swore blind that she didn't, so I called the cops and reported it stolen. They soon caught her driving the stolen vehicle. She blames me and is now telling everyone I set her up to be arrested. FML
Today, my live-in mother-in-law brazenly swiped most of the money from my wallet, then walked out of the room as if nothing had happened. The worst thing is that my wife believes anything she says, so I can't do a damn thing about it. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
If she's stealing from your person, keep your money in a bank. If she's stealing from your bank, change the PIN number, and keep your cards in a safe.
mike3775 39
Buy a lockbox and keep the money in it. All my kids have one, because one of my idiot nephews used to steal from them
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BurnInDemonFire 39
If she's stealing from your person, keep your money in a bank. If she's stealing from your bank, change the PIN number, and keep your cards in a safe.
Emma Marshall 19
Set up a camera or keep your money in a bank.... if it's actually a 'tonne' of money she's stolen.
mike3775 39
Buy a lockbox and keep the money in it. All my kids have one, because one of my idiot nephews used to steal from them
Charlie Given 28
Don'tcha just love siblings get a lock box and then set up a trap for her so that she ends up covered in chocolate or water or something to teach her a lesson, otherwise this behavior will become worse and your parents are idiots 😏
biggie.dd 6
Even better, hide the lockbox, and keep the previous place of the money intact (say it was e.g. a jewellery box or something similar), but spray it with invisible, UV-activated fluorescent wetpaint. They use this kinda paint for exactly this - finding out if someone's been touching something they shouldn't have. The paint doesn't get stuck when it dries, is completely odour- and colour-free, and you won't notice it on your skin, until you're in direct UV light, and takes at least 5-6 scrub showers to get off. So do this, complain to your parents that she stole your money, then shine some UV light on her. If she has these nice yellow/green fluorescent spots on her hands, she's guilty.
Manuella Monteiro 11
Seriously... Do you keep your money under your mattress???
Zekfen 17
My siblings used to do the same thing. I was the only one who saved the money from my jobs. So I found a good hiding place and told them where it was, you had to reach blindly behind a desk drawer to find the envelope. They didn’t appreciate the mouse traps I had put back there though. I thought they would enjoy the excitement of it all!
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
Set up a little electroshocker that will hit her when she's touching your money. Or use a camera and show it to your parents. Then they can't say "There's no evidence it's her..." Or get the police involved if your oarents don't do anything...
GamerChickxoxo 16
buy a door lock and a safe, calculate what she took and tell her she owes it plus interest if she doesnt pay just sell her stuff and deny taking it just she she denies taking your money. Also a webcam to catch her would be an idea, you could use a phone,ipod,laptop ect and an app like "AThome" to see any movement caught by the cam streamed to your phone
Agent JPN 9
Point out to your parents either she is stealing the money.. or they are. And since they refuse to believe it is her, make them pay up.
mccuish 25
Get a spy cam