Anonymous
Oshawa, Canada
Today, I caught my sister eating crayons. She's 19. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
BigKid
Grow up
Today, I threw a tantrum because my younger sister ate my chocolate. I'm almost 18. FML
Natalie
Canada
Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as "revenge." FML
no she wasn't high
Garland, United States
Today, I had to explain to my daughter that just because it says non-toxic on the crayons, it doesn't mean that you should eat them. She's 16. FML
drewcaver
Houston, United States
Today, a little girl from my Sunday School class approached me and told me she had a stomach ache. She seemed very upset and her face was discolored so I took her to the nurse. While we were walking out the door, I looked down and saw a half-eaten crayon on the floor. That'll do it. FML
awkwardpineapples
Birmingham, United States
Today, I found my sister licking all of the silverware and putting it back in the drawer. FML
UghDude
Austin, United States
Today, I found out that my sister licks all the flavoring off Doritos and puts them back in the bag. FML
Anonymous
Bangor, United Kingdom
No introductions needed
Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML
familyofpsychos
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Elkhorn, United States
Stiched up
Today, I found a notebook my 12-year-old sister had been doodling in. Turns out the "doodles" were poems full of obscenities and descriptions of how she wanted to hurt herself. When I showed it to my mom, she accused me of writing the notebook myself to frame my sister. FML
szechuansauce
Today, my nine-year-old niece found my coloring book that features swear words. I took it away and hid it in a different spot. No less than an hour later, her younger sister found it. FML
madeleine
Gummy
Today, I caught my young daughter eating candy after brushing her teeth. Angry, I asked her if she wanted all her teeth to fall out. She smiled and said, “Yes!” FML
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dcarney7 8
Tell her that's not what waxing means
needsomefunny 15
That's not what they mean when they say you need more colors in your diet.
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theBadGuy37 9
I hope they were at least Crayola and not those cheap Rose Art pieces of crap. That's just gross...
stardustjunkie 12
55 beat me to it.. I was going to suggest pregnancy. I know someone who ate bricks during pregnancy and her mother ate coal when she was pregnant. Cravings are weird things!
speckledots 29
those aren't natural cravings. pica comes in children and in pregnancy. if she is pregnant and is showing signs of pica, its important to get it checked asap so nothing harms the babys development.
Evilbear 16
give her skittles, if she wants to taste the rainbow
kalbrek009 20
It's only fml if they were your crayons....who ever decided this was a good fml to publish obviously doesn't understand that fml means something bad happened to you....not someone else.
BVenny 2
My weird Ddictions
Epikouros 32
Very colorful bath salts, I guess.
pepsi_ftw 13
I could see that being on my strange addictions
cloco_fml 5
is she mentally unstable?
Miss_Pink4465 10
Next on my strange addiction..
dimespot 5
ok... I'll try again. since all the unoriginal bastards made the "poop rainbows" and "my strange addiction" jokes. .. the rest of us should query why you would even care that your adult sister does something minutely off-putting that doesn't affect you in the slightest?