Anonymous
Oshawa, Canada
Today, I caught my sister eating crayons. She's 19. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
BigKid
Grow up
Today, I threw a tantrum because my younger sister ate my chocolate. I'm almost 18. FML
Natalie
Canada
Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as "revenge." FML
no she wasn't high
Garland, United States
Today, I had to explain to my daughter that just because it says non-toxic on the crayons, it doesn't mean that you should eat them. She's 16. FML
drewcaver
Houston, United States
Today, a little girl from my Sunday School class approached me and told me she had a stomach ache. She seemed very upset and her face was discolored so I took her to the nurse. While we were walking out the door, I looked down and saw a half-eaten crayon on the floor. That'll do it. FML
awkwardpineapples
Birmingham, United States
Today, I found my sister licking all of the silverware and putting it back in the drawer. FML
UghDude
Austin, United States
Today, I found out that my sister licks all the flavoring off Doritos and puts them back in the bag. FML
Anonymous
Bangor, United Kingdom
No introductions needed
Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML
familyofpsychos
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Elkhorn, United States
Stiched up
Today, I found a notebook my 12-year-old sister had been doodling in. Turns out the "doodles" were poems full of obscenities and descriptions of how she wanted to hurt herself. When I showed it to my mom, she accused me of writing the notebook myself to frame my sister. FML
szechuansauce
Today, my nine-year-old niece found my coloring book that features swear words. I took it away and hid it in a different spot. No less than an hour later, her younger sister found it. FML
madeleine
Gummy
Today, I caught my young daughter eating candy after brushing her teeth. Angry, I asked her if she wanted all her teeth to fall out. She smiled and said, “Yes!” FML
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dcarney7 8
Tell her that's not what waxing means
needsomefunny 15
That's not what they mean when they say you need more colors in your diet.
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Comments (106)
ROSI3TH3CAT 18
My favorite deliciously named crayons are peach, asparagus, blueberry, wintergreen, watermelon, and flesh. Hehe.
ghil15 8
she must be hungry...
nikolkaw 9
She legit tastes the rainbow. She she be on My Strangest Addiction.
king12885 2
Did the red one taste like the blue one and did she wash it down by licking the window?
lulu889x 22
I see an episode of My Strange Addiction in her future.
penguin182 18
What colour had the best flavour?
ClaireWinchester 17
Wow all she wanted was to do was shit multiple colors and you go and make a big deal about it....
deepunder 17
Maybe she wanted to brighten her life, from the inside.
_Neshaa 5
Wouldn't that be a WTF moment rather than an FML?
ally8 21
Yet another candidate for my strange addiction