Anonymous
Oshawa, Canada
Today, I caught my sister eating crayons. She's 19. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
BigKid
Grow up
Today, I threw a tantrum because my younger sister ate my chocolate. I'm almost 18. FML
Natalie
Canada
Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as "revenge." FML
no she wasn't high
Garland, United States
Today, I had to explain to my daughter that just because it says non-toxic on the crayons, it doesn't mean that you should eat them. She's 16. FML
drewcaver
Houston, United States
Today, a little girl from my Sunday School class approached me and told me she had a stomach ache. She seemed very upset and her face was discolored so I took her to the nurse. While we were walking out the door, I looked down and saw a half-eaten crayon on the floor. That'll do it. FML
awkwardpineapples
Birmingham, United States
Today, I found my sister licking all of the silverware and putting it back in the drawer. FML
UghDude
Austin, United States
Today, I found out that my sister licks all the flavoring off Doritos and puts them back in the bag. FML
Anonymous
Bangor, United Kingdom
No introductions needed
Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML
familyofpsychos
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Elkhorn, United States
Stiched up
Today, I found a notebook my 12-year-old sister had been doodling in. Turns out the "doodles" were poems full of obscenities and descriptions of how she wanted to hurt herself. When I showed it to my mom, she accused me of writing the notebook myself to frame my sister. FML
szechuansauce
Today, my nine-year-old niece found my coloring book that features swear words. I took it away and hid it in a different spot. No less than an hour later, her younger sister found it. FML
madeleine
Gummy
Today, I caught my young daughter eating candy after brushing her teeth. Angry, I asked her if she wanted all her teeth to fall out. She smiled and said, “Yes!” FML
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dcarney7 8
Tell her that's not what waxing means
needsomefunny 15
That's not what they mean when they say you need more colors in your diet.
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Comments (106)
acer646 8
I don't think that's how she's supposed to taste the rainbow...
SarMarJo 17
But they're sooooo chalky/crunchy! And you have sooo many flavors to choose from!
hbake 13
Eat crayons. Crap rainbows.
Dwidge 14
That is a medical condition called "pica," which means the desire to eat things that aren't food.
completerubbish 17
Agreed. If the behaviour continues, she may need to see a doctor...
Epikouros 32
Eating clay can be healthy, though. Many animals and some very poor people get their minerals straight from the earth.
kwan_wendy 9
I do agree too. She may need a counseling.
dimespot 5
FML needs a "so ******* what? how does this affect you? " button.
eddeeezzyy 19
The type that makes you eat crayons.
cutiedimples 13
Coloring the insides I guess?
Axel5238 29
Is your sister trying to copy people like shoenice22 or stoned? If it's habit, might want to get her help.
dedratrudiva 6
She's pregnant
jessBeAqueen 13
its called pica!