Today, I caught my boyfriend stealing money from my purse. He tried to turn it on me by claiming I'll owe him for the flowers he'll get me on Valentine's Day, then tried to make me feel guilty by saying the whole thing is for "selfish bitches anyway". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a bouquet of beautiful flowers from someone I'd never heard of. My boyfriend flipped his shit and stormed out, calling me a cheater. I called the flower shop. Turns out he made a fake order, just so he could accuse me of cheating and dump me. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating right after I maxed out my credit card buying him everything on his Christmas list. FML
Today, I got my husband his favorite candy and wine for Valentine's Day. He got mad and accused me of doing it to "bribe" him into bed, since he hasn't been wanting sex lately. When I asked how he could say something so cruel, he admitted that he's been cheating on me, and my gift made him feel guilty about it. FML
Today, my grown up, unemployed boyfriend stole 70 dollars from my wallet and tried to hide it in two different places in case he needed to ditch me and go out by himself. He got angry when I confronted him and stormed out. He feels perfectly entitled. I work, pay rent and buy food. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick up a few things from the store for him while he was at work. After picking up everything he asked for, I wasn't left with much money so I used $50 from my account. When he got home he then grumbled about me spending all of "his" money. FML
Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend about his infidelity. I saw him at the mall with another woman at Victoria's Secret, and I took pictures from a distance. When I asked him why he did it, he told me, "If you have $20 to your name and you see a $100 bill on the ground, you're gonna pick it up, right?" FML
Today, I offered to pay my boyfriend to buy me flowers. He still refused. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were taking a stroll when I was mugged at knife point. My boyfriend did nothing and just stood there while the mugger took my purse and cellphone. His reason? The other day, I'd "disrespected" him by “texting another guy.” I’d texted the guy, “Happy birthday.” FML
Today, I received a bouquet of flowers from my boyfriend, which is something he's never done before. Unfortunately, this was his way of apologizing for cheating on me. FML
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Top comments
Marty20612 5
Wow what a asshole... He needs to learn a few things in life
Musiclover1482 9
Kick his ass to the curb.
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Comments (97)
Mozes52771195 5
Everybody (or at least every man) knows that.
thebob808 10
that guy is a bag of dicks!
Bunny21 11
What a jerk. Sounds like you need to be far far away from this punk pronto!
LumpLegacy 15
Show him how much of a selfish bitch you are by kickin his ass to the curb
missnuthin 10
PLEASE tell me he's now "the ex" boyfriend? i mean seriously, he STOLE from you! and how long do you think he's been doing it?! I guarantee, he'll do it again too.
ilovetraveler 17
Dump his ass.
kalbrek009 20
Time to rid yourself of his douchebaggery...better single on valentines day than believing you owe money to a thieving bastard like that (who's probably stealing to buy another woman something) when you can do better.
Omniprism 15
Dump that asshole. Or have a heart to heart and maybe he'll tell you why he's being an asshole. But it sounds like you need to move on.
SunTzu2 9
All he loves is your money. Cannot be clearer
BDA_fml 5
DTMFA!