Today, I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is, until she laughed and said, "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took a cab ride home from a bar. After a few minutes of horrible driving, I felt sick. The cab driver got so mad she locked me in the car and started driving me to the cops unless I payed her extra. Basically, I paid $120 for a five-minute cab ride. FML
Today, I was discharged from hospital and I took a cab home. The driver drove really fast and made sharp turns that made me feel nauseous. As I opened my mouth to tell him to slow down, I threw up all over the back seat. FML
Today, I took a taxi ride with my friends. As we were getting out, I paid the taxi driver. With a grin, he drove away fast. It turns out my friend had already paid. FML
Today, I called a taxi after a night of partying. When it arrived, I realised I had no cash, so I told the driver I'd quickly grab some from an ATM. He made me leave my phone with him as collateral in case I was pulling a prank. He drove off the moment I turned my back. FML
Today, a cab driver had to sign me out of the emergency room because I didn't know who else to call. FML
Today, I rode in the cab on the way back to my dorm from the airport. The taxi driver was on the phone and not really paying attention. I paid him and got out of the cab, but he drove away before I could get my luggage out of the trunk. FML
Today, I fell asleep in a taxi. So did the taxi driver. FML
Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML
Today, I was in an Uber with a friend I hadn't seen in 7 years. I was just catching her up on my daily life when my Uber driver decided to chime into our conversation and kindly inform me that: "[I] should be a stand-up comedian." He literally thought my life was a joke. FML
Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML
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rawrkittehpwnage 0
owned.
SugarCrazy 14
No, the sandwich -_- Don't ask stupid rhetorical questions.
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1234miagirl 4
That sucks! But the cash cab is in New York!
MsSoulReaper 27
That's only in New York and it's a dude. YDI OP. But hey atleast you made a cab driver laugh.
goaliemkl123 8
literally the only correct statement In that sentence was at least you made the cab driver laugh. cash cabs are in Chicago as well. and there was a season aired where the host was a lady
MsSoulReaper 27
Either way OP was in neither New York or Chicago so calm your **** sir.
jjames7543 13
OP could've been in Chicago, which is in Illinois...
mdw1388 1
how do you know she wasn't in chacago, it did say it was Illinois
MsSoulReaper 27
Sorry should have said maybe not in chicago -_- geography fail aha
goaliemkl123 8
soooooooooo. yeah. ur still wrong. and u look like an ?ss
goaliemkl123 8
?ss*** I have no idea where that question mark came from.
MsSoulReaper 27
Mistakes happen sir. Don't fuss over it too much.
goaliemkl123 8
woahhhhhh it did it again!!!!!
ZombieTeddybear 6
It's a curse-preventer. duh.
hockeychick52125 0
dude.. there is a female driver and it's in Canada too u retard
fatraptorjesus13 9
you're an idiot, unless of course you're not from us then it's fine. quick question in what country is Tokyo?
skyttlz 32
I think that people on cash cab know
SamBaBam98 0
me too : /
miz66independent 1
perhaps the camera staring you in the face?
Sthermoon 6
damn lol dat suckz
DrTexas 0
Dr. Texas says: "Don't take rides from strangers!"
glitchedgamer 0
Glitchedgamer says: "Shut up."
DrTexas 0
Dr. Texas thinks you're steppin' outta line, boy.
heylesha 8
heylesha think drtexas looks like a ****** pedofile XD
brutalrhino 4
Strangers have better candy.
heylesha 8
why the hell was my comment moderated? wtf? was it the word pedifile? or ******! or was it that i think your a ****** pedifile?
Eggers 2
231- Lern 2 speel. >_>
borkchop1992 15
and then you tell them how you make their salary in a day
xXxXxMasonxXxXx 7
ahahahha, u shoulda looked for the flashing lights in the cab ;)
epyk_pryncess 8
exactly what I was going to say.
bigtaytay 13
psh yea like they would let a woman host a show that contains trivia
yummayy_ 11
...they already did...
jjames7543 13
In Chicago, Illinois...
racheljessie 17
Darn! Just when you thought you were going to make some money! LOL! You're pretty gullible, OP. Jokes on you!
Bowser6622 5
You should've known that there is flashing lights above you in the Cash Cab.