Anonymous
Kilmacrennan, Ireland
Today, I found out that my wife is having an affair with the same guy my ex-wife left me for. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is having an affair with the same guy my ex-wife left me for. FML
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Mmkay1515 21
Seems like that guy just really hates you.
PoopNuggetLeader 4
Best thing I can say is move to another location and find a trust worthy wife.
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Comments (225)
Tristyxxx 24
wow
TheOrangeProon 13
Wow indeed, that guy must really have some game, good for him. What do you mean I missed the point?
DefiningDivine 13
Dinkleburg!
TheOrangeProon 13
Here's where I'd put my successful marriage... IF I HAD ONE
firefighter925 18
And why haven't you beat his ass yet??
Zomg_Okay 27
The comment "wow" at #1 and not buried? First time for everything, I suppose. O_o
ilovedinosawers 17
63- I thumbed him down. I don't believe in change.
therealafroninga 10
I don't like change, it sits in my cup holder and I never use it...
tjv3 10
I'm thinking that's a killing offense right there
Zomg_Okay 27
*Begins handing out shovels*
Catkam623 27
*Hands back shovel takes out chainsaw*
Wimoweh 10
*Pushes down chainsaw, pulls out golden AK-47 with a boxmag and underbarrel chainsaw, bought off of Thisiswhyimbroke.com*
Wimoweh 10
That's why I'm broke.
ckcortez 10
Neither one of those girls deserved you OP, I hope you find a faithful girl.
NeDaroft 5
The people who thumbed down this comment must really not be thinking about this guys pain & more of the comical aspect. All of you, are assholes.
keyboy913 12
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Step up your game OP, I'm seeing some consistency here
JoeGrant 12
No matter how ignorant or stupid you may see someone's comment, don't ever tell them to kill themselves. It's just as immature and stupid, if not more, than the original comment you disliked.
tjshatescra 8
FYL
Noxialis 10
#21 - oh sure, that's just what this site needs, a way for everyone to pass judgement!
therealafroninga 10
There should also be a button to really let the op now that he/she got what he/she deserved. Like a, IWYF, it was your fault button. If only...
garrett1999o3 16
Wouldn't just be easyier to just hit the your life sucks bar and get over it?
mn_shr 22
Insensitive?
RedWingSD 6
Holy shit did a red shirt wearing gullom just comment on this!?
PoopNuggetLeader 4
Best thing I can say is move to another location and find a trust worthy wife.
JenkJenks 6
Best thing I can say is find this guy and let him know that he has upset you... Use any method or weapon you want to get your point across.
lilhellian 27
Don't forget the "evidence" for police to use against him!
EVnIAS 13
he doesn't have to worry all he has to do is tell me when and where and I will go help him with everything!
fishstick557 14
Of course! But after a certain something happens to that guy... OP can decide that
whyusofat 17
@20 hmmmm civilized speaking with the guy who had an affair with both his wives.... **** that shit beat his ass down op
Mmkay1515 21
Seems like that guy just really hates you.
SWC_Penguin 17
It sounds like that guy is a big fan of the OP, actually. He wants to be just like him!
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
or he's jealous of him and wants to see if he can get everything op possesses.
zandalee 20
Or just really digs the same ladies that OP does...
BellaBear90 27
Or OP is irrelevant and the guy's just a complete a utter tool. fyl op, no one deserves to be cheated on, let alone twice. Hope you find the right woman soon.
alchemist0 4
that's sucks OP. maybe you guys should have a meeting and he can tell you where you're going wrong.
gurly98 13
Right because that I the best solution to any marriage problem, especially when the wife is gong to be a filthy liar in the process
EVnIAS 13
I don't get how they are liking #7 and hating on #44. I would kick the guys ass who is sleeping with what would be my ex wives and tell my wives to never speak to me again. Any one who cheats don't love you because if they did they would never have hurt you like that
xStaciexLynnx 15
Because 7 was clearly not serious and 44 (along with you) seem to have missed that..
EVnIAS 13
Yes I know how it was ment but it made me mad because I'm a guy who knows what it's like to have someone constantly hitting on his girlfriend. Reading that comment reminded me that I was told once that I should sit down with him and get to know him that I might even like him... Long story short I would help OP kick that guys ass.....
iOceanus 18
#139: Your girlfriend is going to get hit on whether you like it or not. That is a compliment to you and her because it means your girlfriend is desirable. It's only bad when it gets farther than that.
teentee401 37
I'm still trying to figure out how 19 people thought he deserved it...then again I bet some people just click that button to be an asshole
Tzofi 11
sometimes the app 'freezes' and you tap the wrong button by accident; it's happened to me.
ThatOneDrummer 8
Well it's unfortunate that their marriage is in shambles and that his new wife is having an affair with the man he lost his ex-wife to, but we don't know the whole story, nor will we ever. It could be a severe case of spouse mistreatment. In which case, he would deserve it, but we don't know :P
Zomg_Okay 27
50 - Just because the possibility of OP being a thundercunt exists doesn't make a YDI justified.
larsak 3
I clicked YDI because OP might not be good at sex or something might be going wrong with their relationship
Zomg_Okay 27
74 - I'm afraid thundercunt isn't a creation of my own. I heard it ages ago, probably in the comments of another FML.
Spike300 12
"**** juggling thundercunt" was used in the move Blade.
RedPillSucks 33
I'd pay money to see that!
xStaciexLynnx 15
Wow, 90. You seem like a great person to be in a relationship with. "Well our sex life is a little lacking so I know we made a commitment to be faithful to each other for life but I'm gonna go sleep with someone else, kay?" No. There is no excuse for cheating.
PhotoSmith 25
98, I'm sure you could see that free on the internet.
xcam1995 6
Dang, you need to call that guy up and ask for some pointers. Or maybe pay him to stay away from your next wife....you are going to get another one right?
ThePsyche 9
Please stop.
AshaaFerreira 22
Yes because op can just easily get another wife in aisle four at Walmart....
wjh100 13
everyone knows that aisle four is where they keep the replacement side kicks for when you're eighteenth kid in tights dies, wives are on aisle 16
mr_sarcastic416 29
#108 wife's are aisle 7, aisle 4's the one night stand aisle
SpikedKnuckles 8
Or just go and beat the shit outta him.
jojimugo 20
This gotta be a Hollywood script in the making
apaloosa_fml_fml 21
Do you know him? Did you bully this guy in high school or something op?He may be seeking revenge on you!