Today, I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is, until she laughed and said, "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took a cab ride home from a bar. After a few minutes of horrible driving, I felt sick. The cab driver got so mad she locked me in the car and started driving me to the cops unless I payed her extra. Basically, I paid $120 for a five-minute cab ride. FML
Today, I was discharged from hospital and I took a cab home. The driver drove really fast and made sharp turns that made me feel nauseous. As I opened my mouth to tell him to slow down, I threw up all over the back seat. FML
Today, I took a taxi ride with my friends. As we were getting out, I paid the taxi driver. With a grin, he drove away fast. It turns out my friend had already paid. FML
Today, I called a taxi after a night of partying. When it arrived, I realised I had no cash, so I told the driver I'd quickly grab some from an ATM. He made me leave my phone with him as collateral in case I was pulling a prank. He drove off the moment I turned my back. FML
Today, a cab driver had to sign me out of the emergency room because I didn't know who else to call. FML
Today, I rode in the cab on the way back to my dorm from the airport. The taxi driver was on the phone and not really paying attention. I paid him and got out of the cab, but he drove away before I could get my luggage out of the trunk. FML
Today, I fell asleep in a taxi. So did the taxi driver. FML
Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML
Today, I was in an Uber with a friend I hadn't seen in 7 years. I was just catching her up on my daily life when my Uber driver decided to chime into our conversation and kindly inform me that: "[I] should be a stand-up comedian." He literally thought my life was a joke. FML
Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML
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rawrkittehpwnage 0
owned.
SugarCrazy 14
No, the sandwich -_- Don't ask stupid rhetorical questions.
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marthagayo 14
OMG classic! that cab driver is my hero!
FMl33557799 2
and your my bitch
redbluegreen 41
Thanks to these comments, my faith in humanity is dwindling down to nothing.
brutalrhino 4
My faith has already gone away. Iknowthatfeelbro.jpeg
porterc16 0
You should know what Ben Bailey looks like.
porterc16 0
^?
Saltime 0
It's a taxi...
cleolappost 0
1st clue it wasn't the cash cab...... it was a female driver. cash cab has a male host.
socalsky 0
haha I love that show.
Rustler 5
The cash cab is in Toronto
Rustler 5
Discovery is an canadian network so its toronto
The_Weirdo 10
1. It's not on discovery 2. it's in alot of locations, each of which have a different host. (toranto, Chicago, new York, and some European place)
FMl33557799 2
something I would do
HU4L188 0
ydi.. if you were really in cash cab then the cieling would have lit up and cheerful gameshow music wouldve played
ladiesMan917 0
dumbass the guy is a taxi driver in NY