Today, I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is, until she laughed and said, "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took a cab ride home from a bar. After a few minutes of horrible driving, I felt sick. The cab driver got so mad she locked me in the car and started driving me to the cops unless I payed her extra. Basically, I paid $120 for a five-minute cab ride. FML
Today, I was discharged from hospital and I took a cab home. The driver drove really fast and made sharp turns that made me feel nauseous. As I opened my mouth to tell him to slow down, I threw up all over the back seat. FML
Today, I took a taxi ride with my friends. As we were getting out, I paid the taxi driver. With a grin, he drove away fast. It turns out my friend had already paid. FML
Today, I called a taxi after a night of partying. When it arrived, I realised I had no cash, so I told the driver I'd quickly grab some from an ATM. He made me leave my phone with him as collateral in case I was pulling a prank. He drove off the moment I turned my back. FML
Today, a cab driver had to sign me out of the emergency room because I didn't know who else to call. FML
Today, I rode in the cab on the way back to my dorm from the airport. The taxi driver was on the phone and not really paying attention. I paid him and got out of the cab, but he drove away before I could get my luggage out of the trunk. FML
Today, I fell asleep in a taxi. So did the taxi driver. FML
Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML
Today, I was in an Uber with a friend I hadn't seen in 7 years. I was just catching her up on my daily life when my Uber driver decided to chime into our conversation and kindly inform me that: "[I] should be a stand-up comedian." He literally thought my life was a joke. FML
Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML
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owned.
SugarCrazy 14
No, the sandwich -_- Don't ask stupid rhetorical questions.
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ArsenalFan12 0
wowwwww.
Lulicah 3
Haha, wow. Last I checked, the Cash Cab is run by a male.
jshsmith1995 0
nobody likes that show anyway
meli1987 0
that's hilarious!
mjackson1833 0
well, obviously, you weren't in cash cab because you said nothing about seeing a whole bunch of flashing lights and crazy sounds! I don't think you could win at cash cab anyways... that shit is hard!
natroniks 0
every episode of Cash Cab is taped in NYC, in case you didn't notice.
heatherewf 0
YDI - the host is a guy, not a lady!
RSL1198 0
y is this worthy of being posted on FML
DocBastard 40
HOLY. *******. HELL. I know this will be read by exactly 0 people because it is so far down the list, but after reading every comment here, I can't help myself. There are 3 North American versions of the show - NY, Chicago, and Toronto The host of the Chicago version is FEMALE OP is from Illinois. Chicago is in Illinois. Can we all just ******* move on and stop making the SAME goddamned stupid comments over and over again? Seriously, you stupid ******* people make me want to strangle a bunny.
Merylwen 24
No ! Don't kill the bunny !
UsernameIsUsed 9
strangle an fml commenter instead!
hall1234 0
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