Today, I cancelled out of a video chat with my boyfriend to go take a dump. I took my computer with me to look at Facebook. It took three minutes for me to realize I was still on video chat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML
Today, I was brutally dumped over webcam, by my boyfriend, who was taking a dump with the laptop on his lap. FML
Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
Today, I was on webcam with someone and the conversation died so I said "brb". I sat there for five minutes not realising I had left my webcam on. FML
Today, while on the phone with my boyfriend, I really needed to poop. Badly. He was in the middle of telling a story, so I figured I could get away with muting the phone while on the toilet. Halfway through, he suddenly went silent. I forgot to mute the phone. FML
Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML
Today, before third period I went to the restroom and tried to take a sexy Snapchat video to surprise my boyfriend. My video was ruined thanks to some slob in the next stall taking the loudest most explosive dump I've ever heard. FML
Today, some guy I’ve been talking to showed up at my house while I was on video call with my boyfriend. I had to confess to a stupid situation I had no business being in. FML
Today, I attended a virtual meeting. When I went to grab a coffee during a break, for some reason took my laptop with me, got distracted by my cat taking a stinky dump, so my coworkers got an unplanned tour of his litter box while I scooped it all up. FML
Today, I was in a rush and forgot to flush the toilet after taking a huge dump. After coming home from work, I checked my Facebook to find myself tagged by my boyfriend in a photo. The photo was of the toilet, with the caption, "This is what Taco Bell does." FML
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Top comments
dh71388 0
lol why would you take your laptop just to check facebook? do it from your phone or just wait.
midnyte 0
I hope you have an honest boyfriend. The internet is a big place....
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Comments (76)
girlslikeboyz 0
I do the same..... Except I never video chat or watev its called so I wud never face that embarassment....
jf7609 0
there is something about a girl saying "i had to take a shit" that just turns me on.......NOT!
ajthere4u 0
lol
PoopTrainDix 0
you deserve it for being gay!
hana2rocks 0
u gay fag for y'all who didn't relize it... he is a dude
sarahdarlin_x 0
No she isn't, it says at the bottom "by - videochat (woman)" learn to read, dumbass. Also if you have that kinda attitude towards gay people your not going to last 5 minutes anywhere other than in some gross pub full of fat bald men trying to rape 15 year old kids.
rose12353 0
No she isn't you dumbass. Listen to #81
tinetine_fml 0
Hahahha u only bring ur iphones wit u to the bathroom.
sefharas 0
Hahahaha, that is HILARIOIUS ! But it sounds like something i would do. That must've suckkked ! I'm sorry, girl ! :(
aidenkush 0
D: fail
11colio11 4
oh you NOOB
mjoep1996 4
haha I've done that