Today, I cancelled out of a video chat with my boyfriend to go take a dump. I took my computer with me to look at Facebook. It took three minutes for me to realize I was still on video chat. FML
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Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML
Today, I was brutally dumped over webcam, by my boyfriend, who was taking a dump with the laptop on his lap. FML
Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
Today, I was on webcam with someone and the conversation died so I said "brb". I sat there for five minutes not realising I had left my webcam on. FML
Today, while on the phone with my boyfriend, I really needed to poop. Badly. He was in the middle of telling a story, so I figured I could get away with muting the phone while on the toilet. Halfway through, he suddenly went silent. I forgot to mute the phone. FML
Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML
Today, before third period I went to the restroom and tried to take a sexy Snapchat video to surprise my boyfriend. My video was ruined thanks to some slob in the next stall taking the loudest most explosive dump I've ever heard. FML
Today, some guy I’ve been talking to showed up at my house while I was on video call with my boyfriend. I had to confess to a stupid situation I had no business being in. FML
Today, I attended a virtual meeting. When I went to grab a coffee during a break, for some reason took my laptop with me, got distracted by my cat taking a stinky dump, so my coworkers got an unplanned tour of his litter box while I scooped it all up. FML
Today, I was in a rush and forgot to flush the toilet after taking a huge dump. After coming home from work, I checked my Facebook to find myself tagged by my boyfriend in a photo. The photo was of the toilet, with the caption, "This is what Taco Bell does." FML
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dh71388 0
lol why would you take your laptop just to check facebook? do it from your phone or just wait.
midnyte 0
I hope you have an honest boyfriend. The internet is a big place....
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heathallin 0
thats why i stick to reading magazines or books on the turrlet. at least if i run out of toilet paper, i'm covered... no matter how messy or uncomfortable it may be.
yougotboyed 0
poor guy.
L34H 0
ahhaahhaahhahaahahahahhaahhahahaha of my god if that was my boyfriend he would have shit his pants laughing at me in a good way though ahhaha if thats possible
may_cause_fail 0
...You look at Facebook while you shit? You totally deserved this.
KisaChan_fml 0
#4 ME TOO! haha no joke
k_tumble 0
#20, it's called wireless internet. I take my laptop to the toilet with me sometimes. Luckily I never go on cam, even though my laptop has a built in one. I feel for you ahah... I wanna know wat he said.
k_tumble 0
Also though, it's nothing to worry about because if he's gonna think bad of you for having a shit then he's not a keeper. One day you will have to live with your husband, and you don't stop ******** when you live with someone.
Brett_fml 0
@#6 You are correct. Women are completely unable to poop as anything they consume turns into emotion.
tincan 0
Eww, I feel bad for your notebook.
cra_z_turtle 0
WTF?! who says girls don't poop?! also, maybe their bathroom has a counter and it was higher than the toilet, so the screen was pointing down... hard to explain.