Today, I came to the realization that I dream more about my vibrator than I do about my boyfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that I get more turned on by my exercise bike than my boyfriend of 4 years. FML
Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML
Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he started shaking really hard. When I asked him what he was doing, he simply said, "I want to be better than your vibrator!" FML
Today, I realized that masturbating to pictures of my girlfriend is better than having sex with her. FML
Today, my mother said I'm slipping too deep into depression since my boyfriend left for college in Fresno. Her solution? Buying me a vibrator. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend secretly purchased a vibrator and has been using it for the past two weeks. When I confronted her, her only argument was "It's made me cum more times than you could." FML
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I had the house to myself for the morning. I decided to enjoy being alone, so pulled my trusty bullet vibrator from the drawer. I was very much into it, loving the alone time and myself, and was on the edge of climax when my vibrator died. This brought me to tears, because all I wanted to do was be alone and masturbate. FML
Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML
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Top comments
izzie321 27
Just mix them together, have your boyfriend use some toys then you can dream about both. Tada, problem solved.
YumeWolf 23
Shows which of the two is more pleasing
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Comments (47)
Steve97 32
Don't let your bf find out considering passed FML's of women using vibrators while having a bf :p
Dick_diamond 22
*past
iiTzNeeNerz 26
How did cum to that realization, exactly? Nvm. Don't answer that.
mld4657 28
hey they last as long as you need them to
AviKerensky 17
Might be time to upgrade one and drop the other. :/
breezyparra 3
Low key why I've always been scared to get one
TheRussianNavy 11
Which one? Stupid joke...Kill me now.
kemando 22
hmmm, you came, did you? to this conclusion. I don't think I would ever bring this up to him, might cause some insecurity.
ifeelyourpainop 14
Why wouldn't you? If you're in a relationship with mutual trust and want to help each other out, then I would. As long as OP doesn't say, "umm bf? I don't think sex with you is as good as my vibrator". I would just give pointers :)
GabbyPLluch88 13
consolation is important...and you have found it. otherwise just talk to your bf, be happy overall. thumbs up
kowsee 22
That's legit.
TheRussianNavy 11
Name your vibrator, that shall be your new boyfriend.
ThrottleJockey 36
I shall call him Edwardo!
EnvyMe33 26
BOB - Battery Operated Boyfriend
atlien247 16
Does it have a name?