Today, I came out to my dad. He called me weak minded and said that he has never been more disappointed in me. I didn't come out as gay. I came out as a vegetarian. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came out as gay to my dad on Whatsapp. The only thing he replied was, "I'll ever talk to you again when you stop being a pussy." He then blocked me from everywhere. FML
Today, I came out to my therapist as gay. Claiming that my parents "can't be that homophobic", my therapist outed me to them. They kicked me out of the house. FML
Today, I came out to my parents. They laughed in my face. FML
Today, I briefly considered coming out to my parents when the topic of LGBTQ+ people came up in conversation, until my dad called them “socially deranged.” FML
Today, I came out to my parents. My mother laughed and, when I asked her what was so funny, she told me, "Well, most gays are attractive, muscular, funny and can dress very well. You're ugly, fat, boring, and have no sense of fashion. Good luck." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
Today, I finally came out to my dad, who is a priest, as gay. He responded by splashing me with holy water to "banish the demon within" me. FML
Today, I came out to my mom. I had an epic speech planned, and when I tried to tell her, it all fell apart and I started crying and just said, "I'm gay." After a few seconds silence, my mom sighs and says, "Duh." FML
Today, I finally came out to my family as a lesbian. My grandma then told me I'm just going through a phase because I finally realized I'm not pretty or skinny enough to get a man. FML
Today, when I told my family I was a vegetarian, I expected them to make fun of me because that's just my family. But what I wasn't expecting was my dad to use raw meat as a puppet and make it say, "Eat me! Eat me!" then throw it at my face. FML
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posampo 0
thats more pussy than you could get
_Noon_ 0
Yay for all the vegetarians
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K66J 0
Yup, YDI. Even fags eat meat.
AmericaPie 0
Vegetarianism is just a stepping stone to the land of man meat.
RunZoneFive 0
That sucks. I'm a vegetarian too and I can relate. Get ready for a shit load of teasing for no reason. But then you have your morals to back you up :)
kyasariin 0
YDI for being a vegetarian. Such a stupid choice. You're not saving any fkn cows.
Youdontwinfriend 0
When you play EarthBound, what do you put as your favourite food?
ashole1990 10
vegetarians ftw ive been one for over two years. its not that hard
Scorponok 0
Why would you come out to your dad for that? He's right, you are weak minded.
rinnychan 2
**** being a vegetarian for dietary reasons or for animal rights, I'm one because I don't like how meat tastes. : Who cares what people eat on their own time?
canter91 3
Some people are so ignorant... My parents were the same at first. I started being vegetarian at age nine and they fought me the whole way, forcing me to eat meat a few times a year and claiming I would be malnourished, until I was 15. I have been vegetarian since then. I get regularly blood tested and have healthy levels of protein, iron, & calcium. I don't see how being vegetarian can make someone a "pussy" since making the decision not to eat meat saves animal lives and is a much healthier choice in terms of fat and cholesterol, as long as it is done correctly. Sure, humans are omnivores, but that means we eat plants AND animals, so in an educated society, if you so choose, and you pay attention to nutrition, you can omit the latter and still be perfectly healthy. Vegetarianism is a lifestyle choice, just like anything else, so you have no right to insult someone for it. My boyfriend's favorite food is steak, and that doesn't bother me. He respects my choice and I respect his. It's as simple as that. There are many benefits to being vegetarian, but for those of you too ignorant to be correctly informed about them, stop making assumptions. To the original poster, props for supporting your choice to your father despite how difficult it may be. Good luck. :]
painislife 2
Atleast you are healthy