Today, I came out to my dad. He called me weak minded and said that he has never been more disappointed in me. I didn't come out as gay. I came out as a vegetarian. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came out as gay to my dad on Whatsapp. The only thing he replied was, "I'll ever talk to you again when you stop being a pussy." He then blocked me from everywhere. FML
Today, I came out to my therapist as gay. Claiming that my parents "can't be that homophobic", my therapist outed me to them. They kicked me out of the house. FML
Today, I came out to my parents. They laughed in my face. FML
Today, I briefly considered coming out to my parents when the topic of LGBTQ+ people came up in conversation, until my dad called them “socially deranged.” FML
Today, I came out to my parents. My mother laughed and, when I asked her what was so funny, she told me, "Well, most gays are attractive, muscular, funny and can dress very well. You're ugly, fat, boring, and have no sense of fashion. Good luck." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
Today, I finally came out to my dad, who is a priest, as gay. He responded by splashing me with holy water to "banish the demon within" me. FML
Today, I came out to my mom. I had an epic speech planned, and when I tried to tell her, it all fell apart and I started crying and just said, "I'm gay." After a few seconds silence, my mom sighs and says, "Duh." FML
Today, I finally came out to my family as a lesbian. My grandma then told me I'm just going through a phase because I finally realized I'm not pretty or skinny enough to get a man. FML
Today, when I told my family I was a vegetarian, I expected them to make fun of me because that's just my family. But what I wasn't expecting was my dad to use raw meat as a puppet and make it say, "Eat me! Eat me!" then throw it at my face. FML
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posampo 0
thats more pussy than you could get
_Noon_ 0
Yay for all the vegetarians
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Dasher42 0
Wow, that really sucks for you. Far as I'm concerned, you're the one doing the right thing for the planet. My Mennonite relatives have had "More With Less" cookbooks for a while because eating a smart vegetarian diet requires drastically less farming. There's no way this planet can handle 6 billion human carnivores. There's never been this many humans in the world before - so disregard any "We've always eaten meat" arguments that don't account for that. Keep cool, stick to your guns, and explain yourself calmly. You'll deserve all kinds of respect, including your dad's.
Paige_Nicole10 0
hahahah! my dad gets mad at the fact that i simply don't enjoy eating meat, even though i do actually eat fish , shell fish, and chicken on a daily basis
frozenpandaman 0
Wat
shanedawsonfan 0
There is nothing wrong with that. 0-0
AlexV_fml 0
lol, whats he gonna say when you tell him you're gay?
showdesktop 0
being a vegetarian is worse
Azz91 0
When I said to my dad I was a vegaterian he called me a ******* puff and laughed at me =
sunkissdluster 0
As a vegan, I believe your decision to be vegetarian is the FURTHEST thing from being weak-minded! If most people actually researched how animals are treated in the industry, everyone would be vegetarian. I would encourage your dad to get educated before throwing around names.
boilerup 0
Major props on going veg. The single greatest thing a person can do to help the environment is going vegetarian.. Ignoring all the bias about vegetarians, it's true. I don't know why meat eaters get so offended by vegetarians not wanting to eat meat. I'm not a pushy vegetarian at all, but I have meaty friends that keep pushing it on me to have a burger, etc. It's very rude. Can't we all live and let live?!
Alw918 0
Being a vegetarian does not make you a wimp, hippie, or less of a "man." It does, however, make you much less likely to suffer from heart disease, cancer, diabetes, obesity... the list goes on. Want proof? Read the China Study. That being said, it is your prerogative what you do about your own health. I say props to anyone who has the commitment to go vegetarian.