Today, I came out to my dad. He called me weak minded and said that he has never been more disappointed in me. I didn't come out as gay. I came out as a vegetarian. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came out as gay to my dad on Whatsapp. The only thing he replied was, "I'll ever talk to you again when you stop being a pussy." He then blocked me from everywhere. FML
Today, I came out to my therapist as gay. Claiming that my parents "can't be that homophobic", my therapist outed me to them. They kicked me out of the house. FML
Today, I came out to my parents. They laughed in my face. FML
Today, I briefly considered coming out to my parents when the topic of LGBTQ+ people came up in conversation, until my dad called them “socially deranged.” FML
Today, I came out to my parents. My mother laughed and, when I asked her what was so funny, she told me, "Well, most gays are attractive, muscular, funny and can dress very well. You're ugly, fat, boring, and have no sense of fashion. Good luck." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
Today, I finally came out to my dad, who is a priest, as gay. He responded by splashing me with holy water to "banish the demon within" me. FML
Today, I came out to my mom. I had an epic speech planned, and when I tried to tell her, it all fell apart and I started crying and just said, "I'm gay." After a few seconds silence, my mom sighs and says, "Duh." FML
Today, I finally came out to my family as a lesbian. My grandma then told me I'm just going through a phase because I finally realized I'm not pretty or skinny enough to get a man. FML
Today, when I told my family I was a vegetarian, I expected them to make fun of me because that's just my family. But what I wasn't expecting was my dad to use raw meat as a puppet and make it say, "Eat me! Eat me!" then throw it at my face. FML
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posampo 0
thats more pussy than you could get
_Noon_ 0
Yay for all the vegetarians
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locacolloca 0
save a cow eat a vegetarian
richboii 0
you are weak minded i just hate vegitarians it doesnt make a huge difference it just means the cut of meat you didnt buy will be sold to someone else or go bad but hey at least your missing essential proteins because all you wanna eat are plants
vanillatwilight6 0
somehow i dont believe that and meat is very important your dads right
SleepOnStones 5
That sucks. But on the bright side, no one ever said you have to give a shit about what your dad thinks of your health choices. Personally, I don't understand why a lot of people look down on vegetarians. Unless they're the people that become vegetarians just so they can have a sense of self-righteousness. But I've totally been where you are now. Every Christmas and Thanksgiving my family gives me crap about not eating the turkey or ham or whatever. Honestly, I don't see why it bothers them so much. I mean, I don't continuously ask them why they DO eat meat.
coffee2353 11
so your saying it wouldve been okay for him to react if you'd been coming out as gay? thats really offending.
tonnyfong 3
I think vegetarians are stronger than us meat lovers. No idea how anyone can resist barbecue meat. Haha.
lolhahafml 0
I hate all of you:)
froggeh 4
I'm a vegetarian for almost four years :)
JeWbOy101 11
Op I would have sympathy for you but the way you posted, it appears that it would be more ok for your dad to have acted that way if you came out to be gay. Acting like that is stupid no matter what the situation is
IloveSeven95 2
Those of you who claim vegetarians have to take supplements to stay alive, are wrong. I've been a healthy vegetarian for 6 years.