Today, I came out to my dad. He called me weak minded and said that he has never been more disappointed in me. I didn't come out as gay. I came out as a vegetarian. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came out as gay to my dad on Whatsapp. The only thing he replied was, "I'll ever talk to you again when you stop being a pussy." He then blocked me from everywhere. FML
Today, I came out to my therapist as gay. Claiming that my parents "can't be that homophobic", my therapist outed me to them. They kicked me out of the house. FML
Today, I came out to my parents. They laughed in my face. FML
Today, I briefly considered coming out to my parents when the topic of LGBTQ+ people came up in conversation, until my dad called them “socially deranged.” FML
Today, I came out to my parents. My mother laughed and, when I asked her what was so funny, she told me, "Well, most gays are attractive, muscular, funny and can dress very well. You're ugly, fat, boring, and have no sense of fashion. Good luck." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
Today, I finally came out to my dad, who is a priest, as gay. He responded by splashing me with holy water to "banish the demon within" me. FML
Today, I came out to my mom. I had an epic speech planned, and when I tried to tell her, it all fell apart and I started crying and just said, "I'm gay." After a few seconds silence, my mom sighs and says, "Duh." FML
Today, I finally came out to my family as a lesbian. My grandma then told me I'm just going through a phase because I finally realized I'm not pretty or skinny enough to get a man. FML
Today, when I told my family I was a vegetarian, I expected them to make fun of me because that's just my family. But what I wasn't expecting was my dad to use raw meat as a puppet and make it say, "Eat me! Eat me!" then throw it at my face. FML
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posampo 0
thats more pussy than you could get
_Noon_ 0
Yay for all the vegetarians
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Joe2794 0
YDI don't be a pussy vegetarian.
Bathory_fml 0
....They way you wrote this makes it seem like you agree with your father that gay people are weak-minded and disappointing. =
Het_Nkik 0
Fellow EarthBound fan!
FPsLife 5
I can't be arsed to look at every comment, but a search didn't pull up "doctor". Anyone doing this should consult one to make sure you get the appropriate nutrition while you're missing out on all the bacon cheeseburgers.
rightsaidsam 0
My parents reacted the same way. They also snuck meat into my food for the first few months. And then attempted to quite literally starve me into eating meat again by buying absolutely nothing vegetarian friendly in the way of groceries.
MetalCraze 11
I pretty much find vegitarians and thier veggie nazi ways digusting too oh waaaa waaa meat is murder poor guy probably knows you will never shut up calling him names if he eats a burger other ppl have rights too tree hugger
QuarantaSette 0
I'd rather shit pine cones and cinder blocks than go vegan. I have too much self-respect to live such a blasphemous lifestyle.
Jazzywrites007 2
he didn't say anything at all about others' rights or infringing on them you dumb son of a bitch. This is about HIS rights. Why does HIS food selection bother you guy SOOOOOOOOoO MUCH??????????????
maedae523 0
First of all, most vegetarians do not infringe upon a person's right to eat meat. If you eat meat, then that is YOUR business, not mine. Just because television shows and movies portray vegetarians and vegans as crazy, radical, in-your-face kind of people doesn't mean they actually are. If people don't condemn you for what you eat, then you have no right to tell them that what they are doing is stupid and wrong. Learn to respect people's beliefs, just because you do one thing doesn't mean its right for everybody.
FiveohhFive 0
Whats The Difference....
beaniebabe 0
hahahaha but when you say " coming out " one can only assume.....
jjenniferr05 0
YDI for being weak minded ;)