Today, I came out to my dad. He called me weak minded and said that he has never been more disappointed in me. I didn't come out as gay. I came out as a vegetarian. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came out as gay to my dad on Whatsapp. The only thing he replied was, "I'll ever talk to you again when you stop being a pussy." He then blocked me from everywhere. FML
Today, I came out to my therapist as gay. Claiming that my parents "can't be that homophobic", my therapist outed me to them. They kicked me out of the house. FML
Today, I came out to my parents. They laughed in my face. FML
Today, I briefly considered coming out to my parents when the topic of LGBTQ+ people came up in conversation, until my dad called them “socially deranged.” FML
Today, I came out to my parents. My mother laughed and, when I asked her what was so funny, she told me, "Well, most gays are attractive, muscular, funny and can dress very well. You're ugly, fat, boring, and have no sense of fashion. Good luck." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
Today, I finally came out to my dad, who is a priest, as gay. He responded by splashing me with holy water to "banish the demon within" me. FML
Today, I came out to my mom. I had an epic speech planned, and when I tried to tell her, it all fell apart and I started crying and just said, "I'm gay." After a few seconds silence, my mom sighs and says, "Duh." FML
Today, I finally came out to my family as a lesbian. My grandma then told me I'm just going through a phase because I finally realized I'm not pretty or skinny enough to get a man. FML
Today, when I told my family I was a vegetarian, I expected them to make fun of me because that's just my family. But what I wasn't expecting was my dad to use raw meat as a puppet and make it say, "Eat me! Eat me!" then throw it at my face. FML
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posampo 0
thats more pussy than you could get
_Noon_ 0
Yay for all the vegetarians
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kira1kira 0
weak? vegiteriens are strong!
mrdecay 3
"If god didn't want us to eat animals, who wouldn't have made them out of food."
somename1223132 5
Worst
ccc01 1
Go hug a tree and then EAT IT. In the meantime I'm going to eat more meat to make up for what you're missing out.
uHazFailedTotall 0
You. Have. A. Epic. Dad. <3
italiatinkerbell 0
what the **** is wrong with being gay?? homophobic asshole.
Alphonsuuuu 0
Sweet baby jesus. You're all arguing about what people eat. ... Looking at world cultures, it's pretty obvious that carnivorous, herbivorous, omnivorous, insectivorous, goddamn-anything-with-nutrient-ivorous people will be FINE. Chill, people. There's no puppy kicking involved. Can't say about cannabalism though. They seem to survive well enough.
daisyn1 0
Sorry, but your dad sounds like a jerk. And all these people yelling at vegetarians, why do you care? I've been vegetarian for six years and I don't hate people who eat meat, I disagree with them. Learn the difference, assholes.
xNephilim 19
You're dad's not only a jerk, but also an idiot. Vegetarians are NOT weak-minded... They're strong enough to stand up for what they believe in and stop eating something that is so widely spread... I mean, there's almost NO restaurant where you CAN'T get meat and most people have meat in pretty much every meal. I know how hard it is to be vegetarian, I've tried but only lasted a week before I just started eating meat again.
guruconnor 0
Why would you have to "come out" if all you want to be is a vegetarian, why is this an fml?