Today, I came out to my dad. He called me weak minded and said that he has never been more disappointed in me. I didn't come out as gay. I came out as a vegetarian. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came out as gay to my dad on Whatsapp. The only thing he replied was, "I'll ever talk to you again when you stop being a pussy." He then blocked me from everywhere. FML
Today, I came out to my therapist as gay. Claiming that my parents "can't be that homophobic", my therapist outed me to them. They kicked me out of the house. FML
Today, I came out to my parents. They laughed in my face. FML
Today, I briefly considered coming out to my parents when the topic of LGBTQ+ people came up in conversation, until my dad called them “socially deranged.” FML
Today, I came out to my parents. My mother laughed and, when I asked her what was so funny, she told me, "Well, most gays are attractive, muscular, funny and can dress very well. You're ugly, fat, boring, and have no sense of fashion. Good luck." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
Today, I finally came out to my dad, who is a priest, as gay. He responded by splashing me with holy water to "banish the demon within" me. FML
Today, I came out to my mom. I had an epic speech planned, and when I tried to tell her, it all fell apart and I started crying and just said, "I'm gay." After a few seconds silence, my mom sighs and says, "Duh." FML
Today, I finally came out to my family as a lesbian. My grandma then told me I'm just going through a phase because I finally realized I'm not pretty or skinny enough to get a man. FML
Today, when I told my family I was a vegetarian, I expected them to make fun of me because that's just my family. But what I wasn't expecting was my dad to use raw meat as a puppet and make it say, "Eat me! Eat me!" then throw it at my face. FML
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posampo 0
thats more pussy than you could get
_Noon_ 0
Yay for all the vegetarians
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darkshadow_fml 0
Hell, When I have a son I'll be more disappointed that he's vegetarian rather than gay Homosexuality isn't a choice, not eating the most delicious actual food on the planet is
alex_vik 1
YDI for being vegetarian. Eat meat like a real man.
twixes 0
gah. i have a similar problem, i refuse to eat meat, but whenever i remind my mother of this [who always fills my plate up with meat] she's like, but you have to eat something proper! and when i say i'll make my own meals, she accuses me of wasting food -sigh- lol
machoman1 0
You can't get any more pussy than a ******* vegetarian. **** you, I'm fine with gay people, but I ******* HATE vegetarians.
chunkofchange 0
how does being gay make you weak minded..? **** your dad's life for being a complete douche bag
maedae523 0
That's because you're ignorant and a bigot.
uSound 0
lmao @ all of the meat-eaters saying they're better. lmao @ all of the vegans/vegetarians legitimizing what they do. All I have to say is, why does it matter? None of you [most likely] actually know each other in real life anyway. Bottom line: We're classified as omnivores. One may have a carnivorous or herbivorous lifestyle, but we're still omnivores. It doesn't matter what we eat.
majormike 0
YOU ******* PUSSY
Rowena_fml 1
Actually, and I know this because it was my Torah portion, if you believe in the Bible or in G-d/Goddess/whatever, according to the Bible, there were no meat eaters before the flood. But after G-d went to all that trouble to save the only non-corrupt animals on earth (i don't know how an animal can be corrupt, but that's what it says in the Torah. anyone who wants to discuss this, I wrote my Torah interpretation on it, so I'd love to!) He then said that we could eat them! So we started eating animals after the Flood, according to the Bible. According to evolution (which I believe is still compatible with religion, and not a separate topic), our bodies have evolved to be able to eat meat. That doesn't mean it's good for us, and we're perfectly capable of eating very healthfully, especially now that we can just go to our local grocery store and get soy milk and tofu and seitan and tempeh and TVP, it couldn't be easier. BUT, it's also very possible and easy to eat very healthfully with meat in your diet. I am a vegetarian for multiple reasons, but I respect meat eaters and vegans alike. As long as you don't bash my choices, I'm not going to bash yours. It's a personal choice and doesn't hurt anyone.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Ha! My fam owns a steakhouse, and vegetarian is a dirty word. Sucks to be you.
srslyeffed 0
You know being a vegetarian has been proven to **** your bones? Get ready for osteoporosis!!!! For every animal you don't eat, I'm going to eat 5 to make up for it. So being a vegetarian is pretty pointless unless you just don't like the taste of meat.