Today, I came out to my dad. He called me weak minded and said that he has never been more disappointed in me. I didn't come out as gay. I came out as a vegetarian. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came out as gay to my dad on Whatsapp. The only thing he replied was, "I'll ever talk to you again when you stop being a pussy." He then blocked me from everywhere. FML
Today, I came out to my therapist as gay. Claiming that my parents "can't be that homophobic", my therapist outed me to them. They kicked me out of the house. FML
Today, I came out to my parents. They laughed in my face. FML
Today, I briefly considered coming out to my parents when the topic of LGBTQ+ people came up in conversation, until my dad called them “socially deranged.” FML
Today, I came out to my parents. My mother laughed and, when I asked her what was so funny, she told me, "Well, most gays are attractive, muscular, funny and can dress very well. You're ugly, fat, boring, and have no sense of fashion. Good luck." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
Today, I finally came out to my dad, who is a priest, as gay. He responded by splashing me with holy water to "banish the demon within" me. FML
Today, I came out to my mom. I had an epic speech planned, and when I tried to tell her, it all fell apart and I started crying and just said, "I'm gay." After a few seconds silence, my mom sighs and says, "Duh." FML
Today, I finally came out to my family as a lesbian. My grandma then told me I'm just going through a phase because I finally realized I'm not pretty or skinny enough to get a man. FML
Today, when I told my family I was a vegetarian, I expected them to make fun of me because that's just my family. But what I wasn't expecting was my dad to use raw meat as a puppet and make it say, "Eat me! Eat me!" then throw it at my face. FML
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posampo 0
thats more pussy than you could get
_Noon_ 0
Yay for all the vegetarians
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catryn 0
The only thing that's wrong about vegetarianism (as evidenced by this entire wall) is that it turns you into a preachy, self-righteous asshole. I never met a vegetarian who didn't talk about it incessantly and use it as a barometer of how erudite people were. They never say "I'll have the mushroom onion soup and the ravioli"; they say "I'll have the mushroom onion soup and the ravioli BECAUSE I'M A VEGETARIAN." It's not that important that we all need to know; it's a life choice, not a handicap. I would understand if someone with Celiac's or Diabetes or even a milk allergy brought it up, but otherwise there's no need to talk about your food like it's politics.
dyingstart 0
Vegetarianism is only unhealthy if you have a poor diet. Do you think eating junk food all the time will keep you healthy? Of course not. This is a mistake a lot of vegetarians make. It's crucial to find protein replacements. Once you get the hang of it and decide whether this lifestyle is right for you, it's really not that difficult to keep up with.
dyingstart 0
*waves hand* I usually don't broadcast my vegetarianism unless a friend offers me meat. In that case, I graciously decline and tell them I'll have a side meal instead. At restaurants, I'll order something without meat and not make a big deal about it. "I'll take a Cesar salad." "Would you like chicken on that" "No, thank you". Problem solved. But yes, I have to agree with you. Most vegetarians I've met advertise it like brand name fashion. For the record, this behavior is EXACTLY the reason I don't tell people I'm a vegetarian without being asked. So what, it's what I decide to eat. It's what makes me happy. Looks like I may be a rare breed. *gasp* I don't like being a preachy asshole
maedae523 0
Like the person above me said, I don't broadcast my vegetarianism to the world. If I go out to eat, I just order my item and request no meat in it. And I also do not tell people that I am a vegetarian unless they ask me.
Bryan_Z 0
Your dad is a complete idiot. :)
theswarm666x 1
The one thing that pisses me off is the classification of "being a vegetarian" if i don't like tacos am i an anti-tacoinarian or something. why do you need to classify it like that. can't you just live your life as "hey i just don't like that"? when i go out to eat i choose food i like to eat. when i eat at home i eat food that i like. i never want to put a label on myself. now that you are a vegetarian and you want to try some turkey you'll say "well i can't... i'm a vegetarian" just live a life eating what you want and not label it. you just greatly prefer non-meat food. leave it as that. unless you are just trying to be "ironic" and try to be "cool" for being a vegetarian or something.
theswarm666x 1
ps: please don't turn into those psycho vegetarians and try to force you choice on friends and worst of all pets.
asw_wsa 0
who is an in the closet vegetarian?
xXHoNoRXx 0
that's what you get ******, well at least your not a veagen or how ever those ******* flamers spell it
the_mailman 0
you: "dad? i have something to tell you. this has been pent up inside of me for a long time. it's really hard to figure out a way to put this into words, but here goes: boo meat hooray vegetables." dad: "WUT? NO ****** SON OF MINE ISN'T NOT NEVER EATIN MEAT UNDER MY ROOF" [slap punch backhand]
Contradiction_ 0
YDI for being a vegetarian :) Haha. JK! Kind of... not really. Its your choice, not mine! I'm going to continue eating as much meat as possible :P.
tonyspag 0
Where do you live Texas (or any other meat or beef dominated place)?
rene22 18
Now that the OP stopped eating meat there's more for us