Today, I came out to my dad. He called me weak minded and said that he has never been more disappointed in me. I didn't come out as gay. I came out as a vegetarian. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came out as gay to my dad on Whatsapp. The only thing he replied was, "I'll ever talk to you again when you stop being a pussy." He then blocked me from everywhere. FML
Today, I came out to my therapist as gay. Claiming that my parents "can't be that homophobic", my therapist outed me to them. They kicked me out of the house. FML
Today, I came out to my parents. They laughed in my face. FML
Today, I briefly considered coming out to my parents when the topic of LGBTQ+ people came up in conversation, until my dad called them “socially deranged.” FML
Today, I came out to my parents. My mother laughed and, when I asked her what was so funny, she told me, "Well, most gays are attractive, muscular, funny and can dress very well. You're ugly, fat, boring, and have no sense of fashion. Good luck." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
Today, I finally came out to my dad, who is a priest, as gay. He responded by splashing me with holy water to "banish the demon within" me. FML
Today, I came out to my mom. I had an epic speech planned, and when I tried to tell her, it all fell apart and I started crying and just said, "I'm gay." After a few seconds silence, my mom sighs and says, "Duh." FML
Today, I finally came out to my family as a lesbian. My grandma then told me I'm just going through a phase because I finally realized I'm not pretty or skinny enough to get a man. FML
Today, when I told my family I was a vegetarian, I expected them to make fun of me because that's just my family. But what I wasn't expecting was my dad to use raw meat as a puppet and make it say, "Eat me! Eat me!" then throw it at my face. FML
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posampo 0
thats more pussy than you could get
_Noon_ 0
Yay for all the vegetarians
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12inchD 0
Well they are the same thing
flyingpan8 0
eat this: 8=====B ~o you vegetarian hippie! j/k, lol. fyl dude, fyl...
sondramcfail 0
I didn't know people had such strong opinions about being vegetarian, lol. Seems pretty ridiculous to me.
suckstobeyou3 0
My parents basically did that too. And are half the people commenting missing the "Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful"? Jesus christ! 1. Veganism and vegetarianism is healthier [healthier than eating meat, but not exactly healthy, as it does have its down-sides] if done correctly. It's not theory any longer, it has been proven as fact. Ask any nutrition scientist. 2. Stop being so mean to the OP. He should be looked up to for making a very good decision that most people don't think they would be capable of, not torn down simply for being different. Thank you to everybody not doing the above. OP: I wish there were more people in the world like you. Ignore your dad. He sounds like a closed-minded jerk.
soccer9270 0
being vegetarian is gay
Kristoffer 35
YDI. Vegetarianism is unnatural.
confused_desi 0
i'm hindu, and vegetarianism has been part of our "religion"/way of life for the past...oh, 3000 years. all you haters that say that vegetarianism is bulls**** and vegetarians are p****ies, f*** off. Since birth, I've been a vegetarian - NOT A VEGAN...note the difference. I need my cheese and eggs and milk. My entire family, with the exception of a morally deficient cousin, has been vegetarians for hundreds of generations dating back to our ancestry. Anything in life has consequences - too much meat may result in one thing, and at the same time, too many vegetables can result in another thing. Moderation is the key word. and key note-if vegetarians are gay, why the hell is India the second most populous country in the world?
JTDBL 0
I agree with #15. But I must add, coming out vegetarian and coming out gay are basically the same thing.
PimpDaddyT 0
vegitarian? I'M disapointed in you as well
amy_shmamy 0
uhhh ok...?